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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Social Withdrawal" published December 29, 2024 - Transcript: Andy Fox: I think my New Year's resolution will be to cut back on my social media usage. I Looked at my stats, and I'm spending a crazy amount of time on it. Those are hours that could be spent taking walks... gardening... writing a novel... Instead, I'm letting algorithms mess with my daily mental health, all so billionaires can sell ads and get richer. Yup. I think that's gonna be resolution. Roger Fox: Where are you going? Andy Fox: To get my phone so can post it on Facebook.

Social Withdrawal

December 29, 2024

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Photographic Evidence" published November 14, 2021 - Transcript: Jason Fox: I don't understand why you're always taking pictures of your food. Trust me, Paige. No one on Instagram cares what mom made us for dinner. Paige Fox: It's not for Instagram. Jason Fox: Fine, Facebook. Paige Fox: It's not for Facebook. Jason Fox: Twitter... TikTok.. Snapchat... Whatever. Paige Fox: Child Protective Services. Jason Fox: Ah, oh. There might be interest there. Andy Fox: Who wants gravy for their beetloaf?

Photographic Evidence

November 14, 2021

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Impossible Dream" published July 5, 2020 - Roger: I had the craziest dream last night. Andy: No way was it crazier than mine. Roger: I dreamed Lin-Manuel Miranda and Bruce Springsteen were writing a musical based on my life. So they flew to Texas to watch me give quarterback lessons to a young Patrick Mahomes. Then we all went to Whataburger, where I discovered if I ate patty melts left-handed I'd lose weight. What was yours? Andy: I dreamed I had a civil and informed political discussion on Facebook. Roger: Ok, that's way beyond crazy. You win. Andy: I'm kinda bummed I woke up.

Impossible Dream

July 5, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Idiot Proof" published January 19, 2020 - Employee: Can I help you? Andy: I'm in need of a good phone case. Employee: We have a number of option. Are you looking for something more stylish, or more protective? Andy: Protective. Employee: Waterproof? Scratch proof? Impact resistant? Andy: Impact resistant. Employee: This one offers protection for up to 10-foot drops onto concrete. Andy: Ahwat about being thrown across a room and then stomped on repeatedly? ...In the event I accidentally read a particular high school friend's political posts on Facebook. Employee: I'm not sure we have anything that can help with that. Andy: Also, I need a new phone.

Idiot Proof

January 19, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Asocial Network" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: Whatcha working on? Jason: My latest billion dollar idea. I'm going to dethrone Facebook and Twitter by offering people a better social media experience. Imagine no longer having to wade through a bunch of stupid people's bone-headed views about science, politics, religion, movies, music, sports, or any other subject. With my site, all you'll ever see are the astute and interesting things that you yourself have posted. It'll be a digital paradise! No more arguing with dummies! Your smart and correct views will be the only ones that count! It'll be the most sanity-restoring place on the internet! Peter: Social media without the social? I dunno. Sounds a little iffy. Jason: See? That's exactly the sort of ignorant comment my users won't have to deal with.

The Asocial Network

January 31, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Reply All" published June 15, 2014 - Roger: Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day text from Peter! Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day Facebook message from Paige. Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day e-mail from Jason! Is there a way to reply to all three of them at once? Andy: You're kidding, right?

Reply All

June 15, 2014

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