Idiot Proof

Published January 19, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Idiot Proof" published January 19, 2020 - Employee: Can I help you? Andy: I'm in need of a good phone case. Employee: We have a number of option. Are you looking for something more stylish, or more protective? Andy: Protective. Employee: Waterproof? Scratch proof? Impact resistant? Andy: Impact resistant. Employee: This one offers protection for up to 10-foot drops onto concrete. Andy: Ahwat about being thrown across a room and then stomped on repeatedly? ...In the event I accidentally read a particular high school friend's political posts on Facebook. Employee: I'm not sure we have anything that can help with that. Andy: Also, I need a new phone.