Impossible Dream

Published July 5, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Impossible Dream" published July 5, 2020 - Roger: I had the craziest dream last night. Andy: No way was it crazier than mine. Roger: I dreamed Lin-Manuel Miranda and Bruce Springsteen were writing a musical based on my life. So they flew to Texas to watch me give quarterback lessons to a young Patrick Mahomes. Then we all went to Whataburger, where I discovered if I ate patty melts left-handed I'd lose weight. What was yours? Andy: I dreamed I had a civil and informed political discussion on Facebook. Roger: Ok, that's way beyond crazy. You win. Andy: I'm kinda bummed I woke up.