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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Impossible Dream" published July 5, 2020 - Roger: I had the craziest dream last night. Andy: No way was it crazier than mine. Roger: I dreamed Lin-Manuel Miranda and Bruce Springsteen were writing a musical based on my life. So they flew to Texas to watch me give quarterback lessons to a young Patrick Mahomes. Then we all went to Whataburger, where I discovered if I ate patty melts left-handed I'd lose weight. What was yours? Andy: I dreamed I had a civil and informed political discussion on Facebook. Roger: Ok, that's way beyond crazy. You win. Andy: I'm kinda bummed I woke up.

Impossible Dream

July 5, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Like A Dream" published March 18, 2018 - Paige says: I cleaned my room! And won the lottery! And Taylor Swift is my new BFF! It's like a dream! Taylor Swift says: It's obviously a dream. Paige says: How do you know? Taylor Swift says: There's no way you really cleaned your room. Paige says: Zzzz... Good point...

Like A Dream

March 18, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Good Eats" published April 2, 2017 - Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a tower guarded by a dragon. One day, a handsome prince came to slay the dragon and rescue the princess. So the dragon ate him. The princess cried and called the dragon names. 'STUPID DRAGON!' So the dragon ate her, also. Eventually, word reached her father, the king, who ordered his entire arm to fight the dragon. So the dragon at them, too. The End. Jason says: Quincy sleeps better when I read him happy bedtime stories. Paige says: YOU ARE SO WEIRD!

Good Eats

April 2, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Anxiety Dreamer" published August 25, 2013 - Teacher: Clear your desks, everyone. We're having a quiz on the assigned summer reading. Paige: Not this again! Teacher: Excuse me? Paige: I had this exact same anxiety dream when school started LAST year! I say "what summer reading?!?" And you say "didn't you sign up for the English department e-mails?" Then you say I was supposed to read some huge book like "Moby Dick" and then I freak out and scream and wake up. Teacher: Actually the assigned book was "Animal Farm." It's fairly short. Paige: Ok, so this year's version is SLIGHTLY different. Teacher: Five minutes left, people. Paige: Also last year I would've woken up by now. That's different, too.

Anxiety Dreamer

August 25, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dragon Dreams" published July 15, 2012 - Jason: Woah, Paige! You bleached your hair? Paige: I'm Daenerys Targaryen, mother of dragons. Jason: Since when do you cosplay? Paige: This isn't cosplay. We're in a dream, obviously. Jason: Well, it's not MY dream. I'm always White Walker in my "Game of Thrones" dreams. Paige: Well, it's certainly not MY dream. I don't even know what a Daenerys is. Jason: Well then whose dream is this? Peter: Quincy's sure sleeping a lot these days. Jason: Is it just me, or is he smiling?

Dragon Dreams

July 15, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Field of Nightmares" published April 17, 2011 - Peter: Coach? I had a dream last night where you finally let me play in a game. I struck out every time I was at bat, dropped every ball that was hit to me, and as the winning run was heading to home, I accidentally threw the ball into the stands. Pleeeeease let me play today! I need to redeem myself! Coach: You might want to work on your salesmanship, Fox.

Field of Nightmares

April 17, 2011

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