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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shields Up" published April 26, 2015 - Marcus: Jason, I'm sorry, but NO! You're the one who wanted to go to the movie dressed as Ultron! Marcus: This shield is for Avengers only. Jason: Can we at least walk faster? I'm rusting.

Shields Up

April 26, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Squeezy Peezy" published April 19, 2015 - Andy: What's that you're squeezing? Roger: It's one of those stress balls. Andy: Rough day? Roger: Oh, you could say that. Four meetings, two conference calls, and I don't even want to THINK about how many e-mails I had to answer. Oh, and to top it off, the only k-cups left in the coffee room were some disgusting vanilla-flavored decaf things. Blecch! Andy: Can I see that for a sec? Roger: Sure. Andy: Ask me how MY day was. Roger: How are you doing that? Kid: AAAA! Mom! Jason let the snake back in!

Squeezy Peezy

April 19, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Speedball" published April 12, 2015 - Marcus: We've come up with a way to help speed up televised baseball games. Roger: You boys should write the MLB commissioner's office. That's something they're wanting to do this season. Jason: Our initial idea was they should glue three balls together so a single well-thrown pitch could strike a batter out. Marcus: Then we changed it to nine balls so a single pitch could strike out the side. Jason: Of course, they'd need a three-handled bat so three players could be up at once. Marcus: Finally, however, we thought, why not glue 81 balls together and end all nine innings for a team with one perfect pitch? Jason: We're still working out whether the bat needs nine handles or 27. Roger: Um, what I said a minute ago? Ignore it.

Speedball

April 12, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jelly Jarred" published April 5, 2015 - Peter: "Pinto" ... "Lima" ... Paige: "Kidney" ... "Garbanzo" ... Andy: Anyone can get jelly beans for Easter... I'm giving you BEAN JELLY! Jason: This is like a belated April Fools thing, right? Roger: I wish it were, son. Believe me.

Jelly Jarred

April 5, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Minor Assistance" published March 29, 2015 - Jason: Hey Dad, any chance you could give marcus and me some assistance sprucing up our tree fort? Roger: Are you kidding? I'd be happy to help! I'll go grab my tools. Let's see, you'll probably need hammers, nails, screws, a drill, a saw, sandpaper, roper, a ladder... Marcus: The furniture truck's here. Jason: Dad, come back! We just need your credit card!

Minor Assistance

March 29, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dice Lessoning" published March 22, 2015 - Paige: Whatcha doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy how to play Yahtzee. Paige: What's that? Jason: You know, the game where you roll five dice and try to make straights and stuff. Paige: I thought you said FIVE dice. I only see three. Jason: Keep in mind he's a complete beginner. Paige: ...Now two. Jason: Quincy, will you stop eating them?!

Dice Lessoning

March 22, 2015

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