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January 24, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Frostbites" published January 17, 2010 - Paige: Peter's walking the Taft's dog?? The one that always bites him?? Andy: He's desperate for money. What can I say? Paige: Get the Bactine ready. Andy: He did seem to think the cold weather would work in his favor... Peter: Not so easy to pierce frozen flesh, is it, Fauntleroy?!

Frostbites

January 17, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Snowtoons" published January 10, 2010 - Jason: Like my snowman? Peter: It's not very lifelike. Jason: What's wrong with it? Peter: You've got the nose in the wrong place. It looks weird. Jason: Better? Peter: Much

Snowtoons

January 10, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cootielert" published January 3, 2010 - Jason: Stupid Apple rejected my iPhone app! Peter: I didn't know you'd made one. Jason: Yeah. It's "Cootielert." It was going to be my ticket to fame and fortune. It uses the phone's microphone to analyze voices in your environment in order to gauge exposure to members of the opposite sex. It then ties in with Google Maps to give you directions to the nearest biohazard ready hospital. It even prompts you for the text you'd like on your tombstone if the cootie level goes over 2.3 Eileen Jacobsons. Paige: What are you doing with Mom's phone? phone: Warning! Proceed north to Lakeview Mercy! Jason: I mean, look how well it works! Peter: Assuming these hospitals all have psychiatrists.

Cootielert

January 3, 2010

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Note Optimization" published December 27, 2009 - Andy Fox: Have you written your thank-you notes yet? Peter Fox: Christmas was just two days ago. If I send them too quickly, it'll look like I just dashed them out. I want the recipients to think I labored on these notes...That I thought about and crafted each one with the utmost care. I figure if I wait two or three weeks, that'll be optimal. Andy Fox: Peter, all you're going to do is wait three weeks and then dash them out anyway. Peter Fox: But no one will know that. Andy Fox: How'd your notes start last year? "Dear person or persons who gave me a gift..." Peter Fox: Oh, c'mon - that could totally be read as a joke!

Note Optimization

December 27, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Axe-mas Cookies" published December 20, 2009 - Jason Fox: Mind if I jack some of your lumber, ma'am? Andy Fox: Let's not actually use the axe this year, please.

Axe-mas Cookies

December 20, 2009

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