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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Field Trips" published May 12, 2013 - Woman: See this big, flat patch of ground? What name would we give it if they grew corn here? That's right! And what would we call it if instead people were playing soccer here? Correct! Now suppose it was full of oil wells. What would we call it then? Jason: I think our teacher takes these field trips way too literally. Woman: Now pretend I had a magnetometer. Who can tell me what that would let me measure?

Field Trips

May 12, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "NDA Tryouts" published May 5, 2013 - Paige: What's this? Morton: It's my signed non disclosure agreement. It prohibits me from publicly divulging any information about our relationship. Paige: We don't HAVE a relationship. Morton: Not, yet, but if somehow we ever did and I told anyone, under the terms of this NDA I'd owe you a billion dollars. In this era of social media, knowing who you can trust to keep private matters private is increasingly important. I thought you'd take some comfort in knowing that my discretion is now contractually guaranteed. Allow me to demonstrate. Pretend you were to say something like "Morton, I secretly love you. You are the hottest guy in the school and especially the robotics club. Let's make out behind the physics lab." Watch how quiet I'd keep it. Oh, wait, I guess you'd need to actually say if for the demo to work. Paige: Morton, dream on! Morton: No, no, it's Morton...I...secretly... Dr. Ling: Did one of you kids drop this $1 billion I.O.U.?

NDA Tryouts

May 5, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Held As Evidence" published April 28, 2013 - Peter: I take it the "Jason-V" was that one the police confiscated? Jason: Yeah. At least I got to meet their S.W.A.T. team.

Held As Evidence

April 28, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mulligan and Again" published April 21, 2013 - Roger: In the sand trap?! Are you kidding me?! It's the first hole of the day. I'm allowed a Mulligan. In the water?! Are you kidding me?! It's my first round of the year. I'm allowed a double Mulligan. Out of bounds?! Are you kidding me?! It's the first time I've played golf in this shirt. I'm allowed a triple Mulligan. Peter: I wondered why you wanted a cart with a trailer hitch. Roger: What comes after "quintuple octo"?

Mulligan and Again

April 21, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Form 1040-PUZ" published April 14, 2013 - Jason: If tax reform ever happens, I have some fun ideas... Roger: I'm not sure I like how you end it with hangman.

Form 1040-PUZ

April 14, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - ""Comics Trip"" published April 7, 2013 - Jason: I wonder if it's obvious when a cartoonist is sick and zonked out on cold medicine. Peter: You wonder the weirdest things.

Comics Trip

April 7, 2013

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