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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Slowhandy" published October 13, 2013 - Andy: What's with all the tools? Roger: I was thinking I'd fix that loose gutter. Andy: The one I asked you to fix five weeks ago? Roger: Yeah. Andy: The one I also asked you to fix four weeks ago? And three weeks ago? And two weeks ago? And about a dozen times last week? I had someone come out and fix it on Friday. Roger: Oh. Well, you can't say I didn't try. Guess that gives me a free afternoon to watch football, at least. I hope you're taking notes, son. Peter: That's weird. Mom just said the same thing to Paige.

Slowhandy

October 13, 2013

The Jasonmeal

October 6, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "American-ish Government" published September 29, 2013 - Roger: Whatcha studying? Peter: American Government. We have a test tomorrow. Roger: I'm jealous! I loved that class. Peter: Knock yourself out. Here's the practice test. Roger: "The three branches of the federal government that we're allowed to know about are...?" "Name something a U.S. senator does in addition to soliciting campaign contributions." "Outside of talk radio hosts, newspaper columnists, and TV talking heads, who determines whether a law is constitutional or not?" I think I loved a different American Government. Peter: That last one's a trick question - he left out the entire internet.

American-ish Government

September 29, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hobbit Day" published September 22, 2013 - Jason: We're celebrating Hobbit day! Peter: Of course you dweebs are. Marcus: It's fun! You should join us! Jason: Basically we walk around barefoot... Marcus: Avoid putting rings on our fingers... Jason: Argue about pipeweed... Marcus: There's no argument. I'm right. Jason: You are not! Old Toby is WAY better! Oh, and we eat seven meals over the course of the day. Peter: Really. Andy: A second breakfast?? Peter: It's Hobbit day, Mom! Get with the program!

Hobbit Day

September 22, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Way To Chuck It!" published September 15, 2013 - Roger: Nice throw, Jason! Another nice throw! Way to chuck it, son! Ow! Amazing how much stronger you've gotten! Jason: While I appreciate your attempts to boost my self-esteem... Roger: I'm serious! Last year you needed a hill twice as steep!

Way To Chuck It!

September 15, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Test Scheduling" published September 8, 2013 - Dr. Ling: Yes, Paige? Paige: Sir, about next week's test...I looked at the cafeteria schedule and lunch on that day sounds totally vile and disgusting. Dr. Ling: What's that have to do with the test? Paige: This class is fifth period! I can't speak for the other students, but I'm going to have a hard time intelligently answering questions if I'm writhing on the floor fighting nausea and stomach cramps! Dr. Ling: So you want me to postpone it a day? Paige: Actually, the next day's lunch sounds equally bad. Dr. Ling: So when exactly do you propose I give the test? Paige: I figured I'd leave that up to you. Here's the cafeteria schedule. Dr. Ling: You certainly make a compelling case for "never". Paige: Oh, good, so we're in agreement.

Test Scheduling

September 8, 2013

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