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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Food Science" published February 21, 2016 - Jason: Yuck. They always put too much NaCl on the fries. Definitely a good pH level on this salad dressing. Lots of hydrogen ion activity. I hope they made the cobbler with [diagram] and not [diagram]. Hey, molecular gastronomy's a legit thing! Look it up! Eileen: You guys seem normal. Can i sit here?

Food Science

February 21, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Notice Me" published February 14, 2016 - Andy: Think you're wearing enough perfume?? Paige: Man, I hope so. It's Valentine's Day. Every kid at school is going to be vying for suitors. I figure job one is to get noticed. Boys aren't going to declare their love for me if they don't know I exist. Hence my "notice me" outfit choice. My "notice me" glittery eye shadow, and my "notice me" sculptable hair paste. Andy: Paige, if I were you, I'd just relax and not try to force things. Paige: You and I operate differently, mother. Andy: Believe me, I'm aware of that. Paige: Oh, I also have this "notice me" air horn.

Notice Me

February 14, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weird L" published February 7, 2016 - Andy: Excited for Super Bowl L? Roger: Actually, they're skipping the roman numerals this year. I just plain ol' "Super Bowl 50." Andy: How comie? Roger: Who knows. Maybe they thought using an "L" all by itself would be confusing or weird. Andy: Really? It doesn't seem all that weird to me. Peter: Well, keep in mind you and I might be a tiny bit numb to numeric weirdness. Jason: Excited for super bowl (7²+1)?

Weird L

February 7, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Asocial Network" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: Whatcha working on? Jason: My latest billion dollar idea. I'm going to dethrone Facebook and Twitter by offering people a better social media experience. Imagine no longer having to wade through a bunch of stupid people's bone-headed views about science, politics, religion, movies, music, sports, or any other subject. With my site, all you'll ever see are the astute and interesting things that you yourself have posted. It'll be a digital paradise! No more arguing with dummies! Your smart and correct views will be the only ones that count! It'll be the most sanity-restoring place on the internet! Peter: Social media without the social? I dunno. Sounds a little iffy. Jason: See? That's exactly the sort of ignorant comment my users won't have to deal with.

The Asocial Network

January 31, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Bit of a Stretch" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: I swear they don't give me silverware on purpose. Jason: No one says you have to order extra-extra-extra cheese.

Bit of a Stretch

January 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Netflix and Chili" published January 17, 2016 - Roger: All three kids are spending the night with friends? Andy: Yup. Can you believe it? We have the house to ourselves! Roger: You know what we should do? Netflix and chili! Andy: You're such a goofball. The phrase is "Netflix and Chill," assuming you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting. Roger: Huh? I just meant we should heat up that leftover chili and eat it while watching "House of Cards." What did you think I meant? You never answered my question, by the way. Andy: Just eat your stupid chili, Roger.

Netflix and Chili

January 17, 2016

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