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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Counting Calories" published November 1, 2009 - Andy Fox: Let's see...One food calorie is the energy required to heat one kilogram of water by one degree celsius...If a child weighs 75 pounds, that's 34 kilograms, of which about 60 percent is water...Normal human body temperature is 37 degrees celsius...Jason, can you come here for a second? Jason Fox: Whatcha need? Andy Fox: I'm trying to get a sense of how much Halloween candy you've eaten.

Counting Calories

November 1, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Twilittle Brother" published October 25, 2009 - Jason Fox: Like my vampire costume? Paige Fox: You need big sideburns. And your hair should be poofier. And your eyebrows should be thick and brooding. And what's with the dorky cape? Jason Fox: Memo to self: avoid "Twilight" fangirls at all costs. Paige Fox: At least wear a cute J. Crew sweater or something.

Twilittle Brother

October 25, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Revolutionary" published October 18, 2009 - Jason Fox: Like my jack-o-lantern? Peter Fox: It's got two faces on it. Jason Fox: Four, actually. There are two more on the back. I'm going to put it on Dad's old record player. Then I'll hit it with a strobe light going at four times the frequency, and it'll look like the mouth is opening and closing. All other jack-o-lanterns will pale next to mine. Peter Fox: You really think it'll work? Jason Fox: Absolutely. I tested out a mock-up before I carved the pumpkin. Peter Fox: A mock-up? Roger Fox: AAAA! WHO PAINTED FACES ON MY BEATLES WHITE ALBUM?!

Revolutionary

October 18, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pod Mom" published October 11, 2009 - Paige Fox: What's for dinner? Andy Fox: Spaghetti. Paige Fox: Let me guess...with tofu? Andy Fox: No, no. With ground beef. Paige Fox: I assume the noodles are the disgusting brown rice kind. Andy Fox: Nope. Normal noodles. Paige Fox: What's the sauce? Some sort of salt-free, sugar-free, vitamin-enriched concoction? And: I just grabbed a jar of pre-made sauce. I'm not sure what's in it. Something wrong? Paige Fox: Did you tell Mom we watched "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" last night? Peter Fox: Is she messing with you, too?

Pod Mom

October 11, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Superblower" published October 4, 2009 - Roger Fox: It's nice to know ONE of our kids has a work ethic. Andy Fox: Oh? Roger Fox: Jason just asked me where I keep the leaf blower. He even had a Superman suit on...I guess he wants to do a super job clearing the yard. Gotta love that! Why are you looking at me like I'm a moron? Marcus: We might need to attach a second one. Jason Fox: Are you sure it's set to high?

Superblower

October 4, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Noteable" published September 27, 2009 - Paige Fox: Mom, Jason's iguana is sitting on my binder! Andy Fox: So move him. Paige Fox: I'm not touching a lizard! No way! Ick! Gross! You have to write a note to my teachers explaining why I couldn't do my homework! You have to explain that I had every intention of doing my assignments tonight! You have to tell them that this wasn't my fault! Andy Fox: Here. I'll move him. Paige Fox: Couldn't you just write the note?

Noteable

September 27, 2009

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