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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Nothing To Interpret" published February 10, 2008 - Jason Fox: Every year my teacher makes us give Valentine's Day cards to the whole class. And every year I'm terrified a girl is going to over-analyze something I write and think it's a subconscious expression of love. So this year I've written a computer program to generate Valentine's day cards using all random words. Now there's nothing to interpret. Here, watch - I'll make a card for Brittney Connor... Message: "wish Blue Spatula Ellipse." Jason Fox: And one more for Mary Ellen Lopez... Message: "Rain Several Uneven Possum." Jason Fox: And one for Eileen Jacobson... Message: "You are so cute." Peter Fox: Nothing to interpret, eh? Jason Fox: Hmm. Guess I'll try that one again.... Message: "Jason plus Eileen forever."

Nothing To Interpret

February 10, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Super" published February 3, 2008 - TV: On the campaign trail today, Senator Clinton pledge to enact health care reform "faster than a speeding bullet." In an interview over the weekend, Governor Huckabee described his religious faith as "more powerful than a locomotive." At a morning press conference, John McCain announced that under his command, the U.S. military would "leap tall buildings." When asked how, he replied, "in a single bound." Andy Fox: I'll be glad when Super Tuesday is over. Voice: Let's go live now to the Obama rally... Voices: Kal-El! Kal-El! Kal-El!

Super

February 3, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Going Rogue" published January 27, 2008 - Paige Fox: For the 27 time this year, I'm not an imperial walker, Jason! Jason Fox: And for the 27th time, my name is Rogue Leader.

Going Rogue

January 27, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dream On" published January 20, 2008 - Paige Fox: I have to write my own "I have a dream" speech for civics class. Peter Fox: Yeah, Mr. Vivona assigns that every year. Paige Fox: I'm having trouble deciding on a topic. I was thinking maybe "I have a dream that there'll be world peace." Or "I have a dream there'll be a cure for cancer found." Or "I have a dream that we'll stop polluting the planet." What dream was your speech about? Peter Fox: Jessica Alba asking me to rub suntan lotion on her back. Paige Fox: Why do I even ask? Peter Fox: I still have it memorized. Wanna hear?

Dream On

January 20, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Quincynook" published January 13, 2008 - Roger Fox: Who are you supposed to be? Jason Fox: I'm Quincynook of the North. I seek supplies and sustenance for my Eskimo tribe. Would you know where I could get some? Roger Fox: Talk to your mother. I'm watching football. Jason Fox: OK. Roger Fox: I get suspicious when he gives up that easily... Jason Fox: Your husband suggested you might have whale blubber. Andy Fox: Oh, he DID?!

Quincynook

January 13, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Served Cold" published January 6, 2008 - Paige Fox: Hey, Jason Fox, remember when you sprayed me with the hose last summer? Jason Fox: Um, yeah. Why? Paige Fox: Always remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. Jason Fox: I-i-ice... p-p-pick... p-p-please...

Served Cold

January 6, 2008

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