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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Mathterial Girl" published January 25, 2009 - Paige Fox: Aaaa! I can't do these math problems! Why am I so stupid?! "If 2x + y = 60 and x + 2y = 75, solve for x and y." How the heck do I figure that out?! Peter Fox: If two shirts and a sweater costs $60, and a shirt and two sweaters costs $75, what does each item cost? Paige Fox: The shirts are $15 and the sweaters are $30. Duh. Peter Fox: You aren't stupid, Paige, just weird. Paige Fox: Come back! You still haven't told me how to solve the problem!

Mathterial Girl

January 25, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Stat Wars" published January 18, 2009 - Han Solo: Welcome to Hoth. C3PO / R2D2: Welcome to Tatooine. Wampa Snow Monster: Welcome back to Hoth. Luke Skywalker: Welcome back to Tatooine. Luke Skywalker: Welcome back to Hoth again. Peter Fox: Apparently Paige and Mom had a major thermostat war last night. Jason Fox: That would explain my dreams.

Stat Wars

January 18, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Wii Unfit" published January 11, 2009 - Nintendo Wii: For this exercise, begin by touching your toes. I said touch your toes... Andy Fox: You're supposed to be playing Wii Fit! Roger Fox: It was too hard. Jason Fox: OK, when the Stormtroopers come, pres a-b-a....

Wii Unfit

January 11, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Balrog Purist" published October 12, 2008 - Marcus: My dwarf opens the door. Jason Fox: You see a room filled with flames. And in the middle of the flames stands a 30-foot-tall Balrog! Roll for initiative! Marcus: That's not a Balrog... it's a Khorne Bloodletter from Warhammer. Jason Fox: I didn't have a Balrog miniature. This is close enough. Marcus: It's from another game! You can't use miniatures from another game! Jason Fox: Look, the dungeon calls for a Balrog in this room! What do you want me to do?! Ride my bike two miles in the rain to the toy store just so you can look at the correct miniature for a fight that'll last maybe three minutes tops?! ... Purists can be a real pain the butt sometimes. Clerk: Balrog... Balrog... nope, all out.

Balrog Purist

October 12, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pre-histordered" published March 9, 2008 - Jason Fox: One copy of "Super Smash Bros. Brawl," please. Clerk: We're sold out, unless you pre-ordered it. Did you pre-order it? Jason Fox: Did I pre-order it? The most anticipated game in the universe? You have no idea how long ago I pre-ordered it. Here's my receipt. Clerk: It's written on papyrus?

Pre-histordered

March 9, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Faux-choo!" published February 24, 2008 - Andy Fox: Peter Fox, dinner's ready! Peter Fox: I don't want to sit next to Paige and catch her cold. Andy Fox: Jason Fox, dinner's ready! Jason Fox: I don't want to sit next to Paige and catch her cold, either. Andy Fox: Your drama teacher called to tell me you were getting really good at fake sneezing. Paige Fox: Um, she did? Roger Fox: Could someone toss me the salt, please?

Faux-choo!

February 24, 2008

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