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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Jasotron" published January 8, 2012 - Roger: Where are the "AAA" batteries?! I just bought a big sleeve of them at Costclub! How could we possibly go through 128 batteries so fast?! Jason: I call this game "Jasontron: 2012." Paige: MOTHERRR!...

Jasotron

January 8, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Earth Years" published January 1, 2012 - Roger: Good morning Happy New Year! Jason: Oh, please. Spare me your earth-centric time labels! Roger: Huh? Jason: Just because on earth "year" has 365 "days," doesn't mean the rest of the universe has to dance to your celebrations. Maybe you should acknowledge the planet Mercury and say "Happy New Year" every few earth months! Or be nice to Jupiterians and only say it every twelfth earth year! Personally, I'm in solidarity with Pluto. I won't acknowledge a year has passed until your precious earth calendar reads 2259. Roger: You REALLY don't want to turn 11, do you?! Jason: That's when Peter says he started liking girls! Do you blame me?!

Earth Years

January 1, 2012

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December 25, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Modest Revisions" published December 18, 2011 - Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Revising my Christmas list. I overheard Mom and Dad saying that money was really tight this year. Under the circumstances, my asking for a stealth helicopter, a working iron man suit, and a full-sized imperial snow walker seemed a tad unrealistic. Paige: So what are you asking for instead? Jason: Here. Paige: Um, it's all the same items... Jason: I changed the "and" to and "or." Paige: Your sense of sacrifice is breathtaking. Jason: Is it now too lean? I could go with an "and/or"...

Modest Revisions

December 18, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cookie Doctor" published December 11, 2011 - Jason: What are you talking about?! It's perfect! He's got a cane...beard stubble...a candy vicodin pill in his hand... Peter: This isn't how you make a gingerbread house, Jason. Jason: You're just being jealous of my genius!

Cookie Doctor

December 11, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Worth the Wait" published December 4, 2011 - Andy: I'm going to the grocery store. Anyone want anything? Jason: Have you noticed how Mom always waits for Peter to put on his headphones before asking that? Andy: No one? Ok, I'll be back soon.

Worth the Wait

December 4, 2011

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