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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "All Are Punished" published February 20, 2011 - Paige: Peter, when you had Mr. Thornton for English, did you have to write a paper on "Romeo and Juliet"? Peter: I did. Paige: Do you remember what you wrote about? I don't want my paper to be remotely similar to yours. Peter: Good idea. Thornton's like a psycho when it comes to plagiarism. Paige: Actually, no, I just remember seeing your freshman year grades. Peter: Let's see...I think I focused mostly on how Juliet could've looked hotter on the cover.

All Are Punished

February 20, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Valentine's Insult" published February 13, 2011 - Jason: This is the Valentine's card you're giving me?? This?? It's just a generic store-bought card! There's nothing personal about it at all! The card I gave you was handmade! It took thought! It took time! Yours just says "From Eileen"! Mine had color illustrations! A 12-stanza poem! I'll admit "your noxious face" and "green toxic waste" was an imperfect rhyme, but still...Did I really deserve this?!? Why are you rolling your eyes?!?

Valentine’s Insult

February 13, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pass the Clam Dip!" published February 6, 2011 - Andy: Peter asked you to pass a soda, so you had him run across the room so you could throw it to him. Roger: It's Super Bowl Sunday! Andy: Then he asked you to pass the bag of chips, so you had him run across the room so you could throw it to him. Roger: It's Super Bowl Sunday! Andy: Then he asked you to pass the clam dip... Roger: Ok, there I screwed up. Peter: Can you pass some napkins? I'll run a post pattern.

Pass the Clam Dip!

February 6, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Snailzzzz..." published January 30, 2011 - Andy: On your mark...get set...GO! I'm pretty sure this snail is going to beat you to school, Paige. Paige: That's just one of Jason's fake snails. Andy: It's still winning. Paige: Zzzz...

Snailzzzz…

January 30, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Ground Rules" published January 23, 2011 - Jason: Before we engage in snowball combat, we should probably establish the ground rules. Marcus: Good idea. Jason: First, no throwing ice balls. Marcus: Agreed. What about slush balls? Jason: Slush balls are fine. Marcus: What if they freeze into ice balls midflight? Jason: That'd be an act of God. Acts of God are ok. Marcus: So no need for an apology? Jason: Apologies are good form, but optional. Marcus: Should we limit taunts? Jason: Not sure. Taunting is a big part of my game. Marcus: How 'bout we only allow witty taunts? Jason: I can live with that. Marcus: What's your stance on time outs? Jason: I'm thinking we each get one timeout, with unlimited ones for injury. Marcus: Wimp. Jason: Should we set a maximum throwing velocity? Marcus: I'd rather limit momentum. Should we make a chart for various masses? Jason: Gah. I wish snow didn't melt so fast. Marcus: Hmm, maybe we need to set ground rules for our ground rules.

Ground Rules

January 23, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Slow Roll" published January 16, 2011 - Jason: Your snow elf is surrounded by frost giants. Roll for initiative. Marcus: Oof. I'm trying.

Slow Roll

January 16, 2011

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