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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Thoughtful Gifting" published December 5, 2010 - Roger: I thought I'd get a jump on Christmas shopping, any idea what people want? Andy: Peter wants an effects box for his electric guitar... Paige wants some sort of "Glee" karaoke thing,,,Jason wants a surround-sound system for his computer games... Roger: Ok. I should be back in a few hours. Andy: Aren't you going to ask me what I want? Roger: I figured a pair of those noise-cancelling earmuffs. Andy: I was going to say perfume, but now that you mention it...

Thoughtful Gifting

December 5, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Itch Games" published November 28, 2010 - TV: You stealthily approach the zombie encampment. Jason: Hold on a sec. TV: You holster your weapon. Jason: Wait! No! TV: You charge forward. Jason: Aaaa! Stop! TV: You have at the zombies. Jason: Pause! Pause! Pause! TV: You begin to dance. Peter: You're still on level one?? Jason: Don't ever play Kinect when you have mosquito bites. TV: Achievement unlocked: all-you-can-eat-buffet.

Itch Games

November 28, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Underweight" published November 21, 2010 - Paige: That's your after school snack? Seriously? Peter: Yeah. Paige: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a tuna fish sandwich, a microwaved burrito and three slices of cold pizza? Wow. You really ARE trying to starve yourself before Thanksgiving. Peter: It's weird being able to hold to plate with one hand.

Underweight

November 21, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Math Jokes" published November 14, 2010 - Jason: This says it's important when telling jokes to know your audience. Marcus: I'd agree with that. Jason: Think Paige would like a joke about logarithms? Marcus: I seriously doubt it. Jason: Why did the mathematician take drum lessons? Paige: MOTHERRR!...

Math Jokes

November 14, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "To Glee, or Not to Glee?" published November 7, 2010 - Paige: I can't decide whether I like "Glee" or not. I like the music...I like the cast...I like the humor...I REALLY like Kurt's fashion sense... Peter: So what don't you like? Roger: Can't read myyy, can't read myyy, no he can't reeeead my pohhhker place... Paige: Let me clarify: I like the music when THEY sing it. Peter: It's "face," Dad.

To Glee, or Not to Glee?

November 7, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Scary George" published October 31, 2010 - Paige: You're trick-or-treating as a lumberjack? Jason: I'm George Lucas, you fool. Paige: I thought you liked scary costumes. What's so scary about George Lucas? Jason: He's planning to rerelease all six "Star Wars" films in retrofitted 3-D. Paige: And that's scary? Jason: It's horrifying! You should be writhing in horror! Peter, tell her she should be writhing in horror!... Peter: Nice lumberjack costume.

Scary George

October 31, 2010

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