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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend. Updated every Sunday.

Thanksgiving Comics - FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Fast Times" published November 18, 2012 - Peter: I'm having second thoughts about pre-Thanksgiving training regimen. Jason: What do you mean? Peter: Traditionally, I've always eaten as much as possible in the days beforehand to stretch the size of my stomach for the big meal. But this year I'm thinking it might be easier to just fast for a few days to work up a ravenous appetite instead. Jason: Since when do YOU find fasting easier than stuffing your face? Peter: Oh, that's right...you have a cold and can't smell. Jason: (sniff sniff) I take it I should be alarmed... Paige: Mother, you promised no more beetloaf! Andy: Relax. This is a new recipe.

Fast Times

November 18, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Eleven Eleven Eleven" published November 11, 2012 - Jason: Oh, my! Will you look at the time! We're just moments away from 11:11:11 o'clock! Every digit will be a one! So simple! So elegant! So tidy and neat! And if you add on today's date, there'll be even MORE ones... 11:11:11 11/11/12! Bummer about that two at the end, though. It kinda ruins something that would be perfect otherwise. You know, I'll bet little things like that drive some people up a wall. Andy: I think Jason overheard me talking to that therapist. Roger: How'd you get up THERE?

Eleven Eleven Eleven

November 11, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Greatness Takes a While" published November 4, 2012 - Roger: Hmm, decisions, decisions... Andy: Well, let me know when it's my turn. Roger: Where are you going? Andy: I figured I'd do the dishes while I'm watching. Then maybe clean out my car...then swing by the bank...then go to the gym...then hit the grocery store...then come home and watch a few TV shows...then write a novel... Roger: Very funny. My opening chess moves don't take THAT long. Andy: Says you. Roger: Oh, when you're at the store, see if they have those French bread pizzas I like.

Greatness Takes a While

November 4, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Don’t Spoil It" published October 28, 2012 - Jason: Check out my super evil Halloween costume. Peter: You're just covered in paper. Jason: This isn't just ANY paper...these are hand-picked pages from all the "Game of Thrones" books to date. Each contains a key moment in which an unexpected or shocking plot development occurs, such as the death of a major character. I'm a giant mass of spoilers! And when people who aren't done with the books realize what I am, it'll be too late! Their subconscious minds will have already absorbed everything! That includes you, too, by the way! Bwahaha! Peter: So I don't have to read all 10 billion pages now? Sweet! Jason: I think we may need a bigger focus group than just each other. Marcus: Hey, I told you to go with those "Doctor Who" scripts.

Don’t Spoil It

October 28, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Scaredcrows" published October 21, 2012 - Jason: I guess I made that middle scarecrow a tad TOO scary. Paige: Just pray it keeps the vultures off your grievously injured body.

Scaredcrows

October 21, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Fancy Pancakes" published October 14, 2012 - Paige: Can you make my pancakes heart-shaped? Roger: Not a problem! Peter: Can you make my pancakes football-shaped? Roger: You got it! Jason: Can you make my pancakes heptagon-shaped and tile them on the plate in a poincare disk model of the hyperbolic plane? You can make as many as you want, by the way. Peter: Wikipedia should thank you for all the traffic you send their way. Roger: Jason, can you come hold my laptop while I pour the batter?

Fancy Pancakes

October 14, 2012

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