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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend. Updated every Sunday.

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dragon Dreams" published July 15, 2012 - Jason: Woah, Paige! You bleached your hair? Paige: I'm Daenerys Targaryen, mother of dragons. Jason: Since when do you cosplay? Paige: This isn't cosplay. We're in a dream, obviously. Jason: Well, it's not MY dream. I'm always White Walker in my "Game of Thrones" dreams. Paige: Well, it's certainly not MY dream. I don't even know what a Daenerys is. Jason: Well then whose dream is this? Peter: Quincy's sure sleeping a lot these days. Jason: Is it just me, or is he smiling?

Dragon Dreams

July 15, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Chairway to Heaven" published July 8, 2012 - Paige: The problem with this pool is all the chairs get snatched up early. Nicole: ...By one person. Morton: Girls, girls, come sit next to me!

Chairway to Heaven

July 8, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Backlit" published July 1, 2012 - Roger: Dang it...I put the stupid charcoal in upside-down. Jason: For anyone else, I'd declare this impossible.

Backlit

July 1, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Talk" published June 24, 2012 - Paige: Mom, I'm 14 years old. I'm starting high school in a couple of months. We've put this off for far too long. I think it's time we had "the talk". Andy: About the birds and the bees? We did that a while ago. Paige: No, I mean the stop-posting-dorky-stuff-on-my-Facebook-wall talk. Andy: Then how will your friends know I love you?

The Talk

June 24, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Preferred Customer" published June 17, 2012 - Jason: Wait...the ice cream truck comes racing at the sound of YOUR bell?? Paige: I'm a preferred customer. What can I say? man: The usual, miss?

Preferred Customer

June 17, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Permadeath" published June 10, 2012 - Peter: Mom's pretty angry that you still haven't cleaned up your mess downstairs? Jason: Tell her it'll have to wait. I'm playing Diablo. Peter: Can't you just pause or save it? Jason: Unfortunately, no. I'm playing it in hardcore-hardcore mode. Peter: What's that? Jason: It's like normal hardcore mode, where if my character dies it's game-ending permadeath, but with a self-imposed rule that I have to play it nonstop without any breaks. It's crazy difficult. I've already invested five hours in this barbarian. No way am I stopping Andy: JASON FOX, I WANT THIS ROOM CLEANED NOW!!! Peter: You know, I'm pretty sure if mom kills you, it's permadeath, also. Jason: Good call, do you know if we have any health potions in the fridge?

Permadeath

June 10, 2012