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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend. Updated every Sunday.

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Weight Weight" published June 3, 2012 - Peter: Sigh. Paige: Peter, we were supposed to leave for the pool an hour ago! Peter: Just give me a few more months...

Weight Weight

June 3, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The X-prise V" published May 27, 2012 - Peter: What kind of rocket ship is THAT?? Jason: Pretty great, huh? It has the base of a Saturn-V, the midsection is from the USS Enterprise, and the nose cone is an X-Wing fighter. Peter: Let me guess...you want it to fly to the moon at warp speed and if the moon turns out to be a death star, you'll be ready. Jason: Actually, we just thought watching it spiral out of control would be funny. Peter: In that case, forget I said anything. Jason: No, no I kinda LIKE your idea. Marcus: Here, cram in a few more engines.

The X-prise V

May 27, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "But Just for Giggles" published May 20, 2012 - Jason: Need help studying for your math final? Paige: I thought you were busy helping Peter. Jason: I've trained Quincy to handle my tutoring overflow. Based on what I've seen, he should have no problem improving your grade. Plus, you only have to pay him in insects. Paige: He's an iguana! You really expect me to seek math advice from a lizard?!? How pathetically desperate do you think I am?!? Jason: Suit yourself. Paige: Sheesh! Actually, why don't you just leave him here with me. You know, for giggles.

But Just for Giggles

May 20, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "You Snooze You Lose published May 13, 2012 - Jason: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I made you breakfast in bed! Paige: Hey! I was going to make her breakfast in bed! Jason: You snooze, you lose! You should've set an alarm clock like I did! Paige: I DID set my alarm! Jason: Well, then you should've set it to go off earlier. It's not my fault you didn't plan for competitors. Pagie: IT'S 3:00 A.M.! Jason: Don't yell. Dad's trying to sleep. Andy: Kids....please...

You Snooze You Lose

May 13, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Avenger Fail" published May 6, 2012 - Jason: I can't believe how expensive movie tickets are! It makes me so angry! Blecch! This popcorn is too salty! That makes me so, so, angry! They won't let us go into the theater yet?! That makes me so, so, so, so, so...ANGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...This Bruce Banner costume doesn't work as well as I'd hoped. Marcus: Eat a ton of candy...maybe that'll turn you green, at least.

Avenger Fail

May 6, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Food Coloring" published April 29, 2012 - Paige: What's this purple stuff? woman: Macaroni and cheese. Paige: Then what's this orange stuff? woman: Broccoli puree. Paige: Then what's this green stuff? woman: Blueberry cobbler. Paige: Anyplace else, I'd think you accidentally said those in the wrong order. woman: Want some vanilla ice cream for your cobbler?

Food Coloring

April 29, 2012