Party Of One

Published December 31, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Party Of One" published December 31, 2017 - Roger says: Hi, I'd like order some pizzas. I need one large pepperoni and mushroom... One large canadian bacon and pineapple... One large sausage, peppers, and onions... One large ham, black olivers, garlic and basil... Oh, and one extra-large everything-you-have-on-it with extra-extra-extra cheese. Pizza parlor: Do you need paper plates? Are these for a party? Roger says: Uh... Pizza parlor: Diet start tomorrow. Got it. Roger says: Pretend I said party.