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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Form 1040-PUZ" published April 14, 2013 - Jason: If tax reform ever happens, I have some fun ideas... Roger: I'm not sure I like how you end it with hangman.

Form 1040-PUZ

April 14, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pent-up Demand" published March 31, 2013 - Peter: Aaaa! Who ate all my good Jelly Beans?!? Paige: Aaaa! Who ate part of my chocolate rabbit?!? Jason: Aaaa! Who ate my marshmallow chicks?!? Peter: Aaaa! They even ate my BAD Jelly Beans! Paige: Aaaa! My backup rabbit! Who did this?!? Jason: Aaaa! My marshmallow bunnies are gone also! What is going on?!? Andy: Don't ever let me give up candy for Lent again. Roger: If I let go of the peanut butter egg, can I have my hand back?

Pent-up Demand

March 31, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Lucky Guess" published February 17, 2013 - Cashier: Froot Loops...Pop-Tarts...frozen pizza...bacon...donuts...Cheetos...blueberry syrup...more Cheetos...sour apple soda...chunky monkey ice cream...frozen waffles...hot dogs...Cap'n Crunch...microwave burritos...Lucky Charms...beer...potato chips...Cocoa Pebbles...let me guess... Jason: How'd she know Mom was out of town? Roger: Because some people buy into unfair stereotypes, son.

Lucky Guess

February 17, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Don’t Ask" published January 27, 2013 - Roger: How was school? Peter: Don't ask. Roger: How was school? Paige: Don't ask. Roger: How was school? Jason: Well, let's see... Peter and Paige: We tried to warn you, Dad. Roger: Son, can you pause while I get another beer? I forgot you had a test today. Jason: ...So then on problem 118 I substituted the 2x+7 I'd obtained in 11a which yielded...

Don’t Ask

January 27, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Resolute" published December 30, 2012 - Roger: Do we have any rice cakes? Andy: I don't think so. What for? Roger: I need to lose weight for my New Year's resolution. Andy: I can pick some up next time I go to the store. Roger: Nah, I'll just drive over and get some now. Andy: It's December 30th, the New Year doesn't start for two more days. What's the hurry? Roger: I'm talking about the resolution I made for THIS year. I need to lose 15 pounds by tomorrow. Andy: Roger, relax. We all come up short on these things now and then. It's not a big deal. Roger: Not a big deal?! A resolution is a pledge! Maybe you don't, but I take my pledges very, very seriously! Andy: By the way, I thought your resolution was to lose 5 pounds, not 15. Roger: Turns out I've gained 10. Andy: How very, very, very sad.

Resolute

December 30, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Packet Analysis" published December 23, 2012 - Andy: Why the big smile? Jason: You know the wrapped gifts under the tree that came in the mail from Auntie April? Andy: Yes... Jason: Well, the one with my name on it just happens to be exactly 6.25 inches wide by 2.875 inches tall by 13.125 inches long and weighs precisely 15.2 ounces! Andy: So? Jason: So those are the exact measurements of the G.I. Jim chemical warfare stink bomb kit I've been begging for! Hee hee...I can't wait to see the look on Peter and Paige's faces when I slowly and deliberately unwrap it right in front of them. I should probably go pick fights with them now, so I'll be justified lobbing bombs right away, Christmas morning! Roger: I thought you said April bought him slippers. Andy: I can't decide if it's kind or cruel to tell him. Jason: Hey, Paige! You're ugly! Come punch me!

Packet Analysis

December 23, 2012

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