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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Netflix and Chili" published January 17, 2016 - Roger: All three kids are spending the night with friends? Andy: Yup. Can you believe it? We have the house to ourselves! Roger: You know what we should do? Netflix and chili! Andy: You're such a goofball. The phrase is "Netflix and Chill," assuming you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting. Roger: Huh? I just meant we should heat up that leftover chili and eat it while watching "House of Cards." What did you think I meant? You never answered my question, by the way. Andy: Just eat your stupid chili, Roger.

Netflix and Chili

January 17, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A New Record" published January 3, 2016 - Andy: You're eating a kale salad?! Roger: It's one of my new year's resolutions. I want to eat more healthy stuff like kale than I have in years past. Andy: Hallelujah. Roger: I'm pretty much done. Want the rest? Andy: It looks like you've barely touched it. What about your resolution? Roger: I swallowed two bites. That was all I had to do.

A New Record

January 3, 2016

Thanksgiving Comics - FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Culinary Art" published November 22, 2015 - Carved Wood. Carved Stone. Carved Ice. Carved Turkey. Jason: I'm not saying the way everyone does it is bad, just artistically lazy. Roger: Son, even I could whittle the meat into some interesting shape...

Culinary Art

November 22, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shakin’ It Way Off" published August 30, 2015 - Roger: 'Cause the playahs gonna play play play play play... Peter: Paige will you stop singing in the shower?! Roger: And the hatahs gonna hate hate hate hate hate baby... Peter: You don't even sound like Taylor Swift! Roger: I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake... Peter: Your voice is too high and screechy! Roger: Shake it off! A-shake it off! Woo! Peter: You sound like a 14-year-old girl imitating a DYING RODENT imitating Taylor Swift! Roger: Paige isn't home, Peter. Peter: Actually, a tone-deaf dying rodent!

Shakin’ It Way Off

August 30, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "No Worries" published August 16, 2015 - Roger: Nothing like being out in nature to clear your mind of life's worries. Andy: Apart from ticks. Roger: Ha ha, yeah, apart from ticks. Andy: And poison ivy. Roger: And poison ivy. Andy: And snakes. And blisters. Roger: Ok, you've made your point. Andy: And getting lost with insufficient food. ...In a downpour. Roger: Will you knock it off?!

No Worries

August 16, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Anticip…" published July 5, 2015 - Roger: It's been nine hours, boys. I vote we just accept that it's a dude. Jason: No way. Peter, go blow on the fuse. Peter: YOU blow on the fuse.

Anticip…

July 5, 2015

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