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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Quince Quingle" published December 24, 2017 - Jason/Quincy says: Ho! Ho! Ho! Paige says: Jason, go away. Jason/Quincy says: Who's Jason? I'm Quince Quingle, the Christmas Iguana! I sneak into houses on Christmas Even and leave presents for deserving young reptiles like yourself. Paige says: I'm not a reptile. Jason/Quincy says: Oops. My bad. Can I have your gift back, then? Paige says: What gift? Jason/Quincy says: I put a mealworm in your eggnog. Jason says: I probably shouldn't have said that while her mouth was full. Paige screams: MOTHERRR!

Quince Quingle

December 24, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Maximum Something" published May 21, 2017 - Jason says: Should you be studying for final exams? Peter says: I'm trying something new. I've come to the realization that I'm one of those people who who works better under pressure. When I study and prepare too much, I get too relaxed. I lose my edge. Remember last year when I bombed that "Hamlet" test? I think it's because I actually read half of the play. I wasn't sufficiently panicked. This year I'm going into finals completely cold. No reading or prep of any sort. Maximum fear. Maximum adrenaline. Maximum performance. Jason says: When does your report card come? I want to be sure to make popcorn. Peter says: To toss like confetti? Andy says: Peter, why aren't you studying?!

Maximum Something

May 21, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Good Eats" published April 2, 2017 - Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a tower guarded by a dragon. One day, a handsome prince came to slay the dragon and rescue the princess. So the dragon ate him. The princess cried and called the dragon names. 'STUPID DRAGON!' So the dragon ate her, also. Eventually, word reached her father, the king, who ordered his entire arm to fight the dragon. So the dragon at them, too. The End. Jason says: Quincy sleeps better when I read him happy bedtime stories. Paige says: YOU ARE SO WEIRD!

Good Eats

April 2, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starstruck" published May 8, 2016 - Jason: Ok, Paige, I think I've figured out what's going on. There's a lesser-known constellation of stars called Lacerta, The Lizard. Look familiar? Best I can tell, it's an exact match for the acne on your face right now. Quincy's just in love with your pimples, not you! Paige: If your intention is to make me feel better...

Starstruck

May 8, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Iguaminus Rex" published August 2, 2015 - Jason: Wait... Where's Quincy?? Marcus: He's not in his paddock? Jason: Check for heat signatures! Marcus: Nope. Nothing. Jason: He must've escaped! Let me ping his tracking beacon. Marcus: I'll dispatch some fruit pieces to have a look around. Jason: This is weird. His tracking beacon says he's still inside. Marcus: What?! I just sent in a mango chunk and two grapes! Jason: AAAA!!! Get out there, fruit!!! Marcus: He's in there with you!!! RUN!!! Peter Guys, he's an iguana, not a baby "Jurassic World" dinosaur. Jason: I can't watch. Marcus, Oh, that poor grape!

Iguaminus Rex

August 2, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dice Lessoning" published March 22, 2015 - Paige: Whatcha doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy how to play Yahtzee. Paige: What's that? Jason: You know, the game where you roll five dice and try to make straights and stuff. Paige: I thought you said FIVE dice. I only see three. Jason: Keep in mind he's a complete beginner. Paige: ...Now two. Jason: Quincy, will you stop eating them?!

Dice Lessoning

March 22, 2015

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