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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Iguaminus Rex" published August 2, 2015 - Jason: Wait... Where's Quincy?? Marcus: He's not in his paddock? Jason: Check for heat signatures! Marcus: Nope. Nothing. Jason: He must've escaped! Let me ping his tracking beacon. Marcus: I'll dispatch some fruit pieces to have a look around. Jason: This is weird. His tracking beacon says he's still inside. Marcus: What?! I just sent in a mango chunk and two grapes! Jason: AAAA!!! Get out there, fruit!!! Marcus: He's in there with you!!! RUN!!! Peter Guys, he's an iguana, not a baby "Jurassic World" dinosaur. Jason: I can't watch. Marcus, Oh, that poor grape!

Iguaminus Rex

August 2, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dice Lessoning" published March 22, 2015 - Paige: Whatcha doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy how to play Yahtzee. Paige: What's that? Jason: You know, the game where you roll five dice and try to make straights and stuff. Paige: I thought you said FIVE dice. I only see three. Jason: Keep in mind he's a complete beginner. Paige: ...Now two. Jason: Quincy, will you stop eating them?!

Dice Lessoning

March 22, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Deniably Plausible" published January 26, 2014 - Jason: I'll just leave this lock picking manual right here...along with a few paper clips and hairpins...Finally, some handkerchiefs tied together into a makeshift rope... Marcus: You do realize when Quincy makes his appearance tonight, your sister's blaming you regardless. Jason: I just need plausible deniability. Ding dong! Andy: Paige, your friends are here for the sleepover!

Deniably Plausible

January 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "An Iguana On Mars?" published December 15, 2013 - Jason: Our world has changed forever, Peter. Check out this photo from the Curiosity rover. Peter: What about it? Jason: A UFO website says it shows what could be an iguana on the surface of Mars. Here. I'll zoom in. Peter: Iguanas aren't on Mars! That's just a rock! That's TOTALLY just a rock! Jason: That's what I thought, too, until I ran the image through some custom sharpening filters. I already checked. Quincy's definitely in my room. Peter: Don't show this to Paige. She's not ready.

An Iguana On Mars?

December 15, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mall of Duty" published November 24, 2013 - Jason: Ok, so once you're done with the tutorial, click the mall icon and select a store. Paige: Ok, I picked one. Jason: All right, now press "O" for your mission objectives. Paige: "The invasion of Nordstromdy: defeat enemy lines and secure stylish beachwear at 75-percent savings." Jason: Get ready. It's starting. Paige: I can't see anything. Why's it so dark? Jason: It's 3:00 a.m. Equip your night vision goggles. Paige: AAAA! There's like an entire battalion camped out here! Jason: Don't panic. Remember the tutorial. Check your inventory. Paige: Keys...Credit cards...Gum...Ah, here we go! Cellphone! Page: Is this that new Call of Duty Mod? Jason: Yeah. "Black Friday Ops." Paige: But wait...if I call in an airstrike, won't that hurt the beachwear?

Mall of Duty

November 24, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dragon Dreams" published July 15, 2012 - Jason: Woah, Paige! You bleached your hair? Paige: I'm Daenerys Targaryen, mother of dragons. Jason: Since when do you cosplay? Paige: This isn't cosplay. We're in a dream, obviously. Jason: Well, it's not MY dream. I'm always White Walker in my "Game of Thrones" dreams. Paige: Well, it's certainly not MY dream. I don't even know what a Daenerys is. Jason: Well then whose dream is this? Peter: Quincy's sure sleeping a lot these days. Jason: Is it just me, or is he smiling?

Dragon Dreams

July 15, 2012

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