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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Good Eats" published April 2, 2017 - Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a tower guarded by a dragon. One day, a handsome prince came to slay the dragon and rescue the princess. So the dragon ate him. The princess cried and called the dragon names. 'STUPID DRAGON!' So the dragon ate her, also. Eventually, word reached her father, the king, who ordered his entire arm to fight the dragon. So the dragon at them, too. The End. Jason says: Quincy sleeps better when I read him happy bedtime stories. Paige says: YOU ARE SO WEIRD!

Good Eats

April 2, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starstruck" published May 8, 2016 - Jason: Ok, Paige, I think I've figured out what's going on. There's a lesser-known constellation of stars called Lacerta, The Lizard. Look familiar? Best I can tell, it's an exact match for the acne on your face right now. Quincy's just in love with your pimples, not you! Paige: If your intention is to make me feel better...

Starstruck

May 8, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Iguaminus Rex" published August 2, 2015 - Jason: Wait... Where's Quincy?? Marcus: He's not in his paddock? Jason: Check for heat signatures! Marcus: Nope. Nothing. Jason: He must've escaped! Let me ping his tracking beacon. Marcus: I'll dispatch some fruit pieces to have a look around. Jason: This is weird. His tracking beacon says he's still inside. Marcus: What?! I just sent in a mango chunk and two grapes! Jason: AAAA!!! Get out there, fruit!!! Marcus: He's in there with you!!! RUN!!! Peter Guys, he's an iguana, not a baby "Jurassic World" dinosaur. Jason: I can't watch. Marcus, Oh, that poor grape!

Iguaminus Rex

August 2, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dice Lessoning" published March 22, 2015 - Paige: Whatcha doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy how to play Yahtzee. Paige: What's that? Jason: You know, the game where you roll five dice and try to make straights and stuff. Paige: I thought you said FIVE dice. I only see three. Jason: Keep in mind he's a complete beginner. Paige: ...Now two. Jason: Quincy, will you stop eating them?!

Dice Lessoning

March 22, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Deniably Plausible" published January 26, 2014 - Jason: I'll just leave this lock picking manual right here...along with a few paper clips and hairpins...Finally, some handkerchiefs tied together into a makeshift rope... Marcus: You do realize when Quincy makes his appearance tonight, your sister's blaming you regardless. Jason: I just need plausible deniability. Ding dong! Andy: Paige, your friends are here for the sleepover!

Deniably Plausible

January 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "An Iguana On Mars?" published December 15, 2013 - Jason: Our world has changed forever, Peter. Check out this photo from the Curiosity rover. Peter: What about it? Jason: A UFO website says it shows what could be an iguana on the surface of Mars. Here. I'll zoom in. Peter: Iguanas aren't on Mars! That's just a rock! That's TOTALLY just a rock! Jason: That's what I thought, too, until I ran the image through some custom sharpening filters. I already checked. Quincy's definitely in my room. Peter: Don't show this to Paige. She's not ready.

An Iguana On Mars?

December 15, 2013

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