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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Exhausteen" published June 26, 2016 - Paige: See, daddy? Shopping with me wasn't nearly as hard as you expected!

Exhausteen

June 26, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jerky Boys" published June 12, 2016 - Jason: We're hoping to land summer jobs as snack food industry consultants. Marcus: Tell her about our idea for sour gummy wormholes.

Jerky Boys

June 12, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Motivational Tools" published May 22, 2016 - Jason: Study for finals are I'll whap you with this stick. Paige: What?!? Jason: You said you weren't feeling very motivated, so I'm trying to help. Paige: By threatening me with a stick?! Jason: Look, there are two general approaches to motivating someone: sticks and carrots. Some people respond really well to sticks. Clearly not you. Paige: Clearly. Jason: Study for finals are I'll whap you with this carrot. Paige: Bring back the stick. I need it for a sec.

Motivational Tools

May 22, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starstruck" published May 8, 2016 - Jason: Ok, Paige, I think I've figured out what's going on. There's a lesser-known constellation of stars called Lacerta, The Lizard. Look familiar? Best I can tell, it's an exact match for the acne on your face right now. Quincy's just in love with your pimples, not you! Paige: If your intention is to make me feel better...

Starstruck

May 8, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Don’t Drop Me" published April 10, 2016 - Phone: I sense that this pocket is fairly small. Don't drop me. I sense that you're hopping down stairs. Don't drop me. I sense that this sidewalk is quite hard. Don't drop me. I sense that you're trying to disconnect my battery. Dont... Paige: About this stupid talking phone case you and dad brought me... Andy: We warned you there'd be consequences if you broke your screen again.

Don’t Drop Me

April 10, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Good News" published March 20, 2016 - Jason: Good news, Paige! Our favorite comic strip has a new book coming out! Paige: There's a new "Mutt's" book? Yesh! Jason: What? Paige: You said our favorite comic strip. "Mutts" is my favorite comic strip. Jason: Um, no, it's not "Mutts." Paige: What comic then? "Zits"? "Luann"? "Get Fuzzy"? "Peanuts"? "Garfield"? "Baby Blues"? "Dilbert"? "Big Nate"? "Hagar"? "Beetle Bailey"? "Blonde"? Are you talking about one of those webcomics you read? "XKCD"? "Penny Arcade"? "Hark! A Vagrant"? "Homestuck"? Jason: Forget I said anything. Paige: It can't be "Pearls Before Swine" because you "good news"...

Good News

March 20, 2016

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