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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Emushies" published September 4, 2016 - Paige: Is there a way to make emojis look different on other people's phones? Jason: What do you mean? Paige: There's this boy at school I like, but I'm worried that if I send him a text message full of kissy-face and heart emojis, it'll scare him off. It'd be great if there were some way to have all my hearts and kissy faces change into something tamer, like plain smileys, when they get to his phone. Jason: If you want him to see plain smileys, why not just text him plain smileys? Paige: Because he's cute and I want to text him hearts and kissy faces! Duh! Jason: Be honest. When hormones hit, my brain's gonna turn to mush, isn't it? Roger: I wish I had good news for you, son...

Emushies

September 4, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pokemon Woe" published August 28, 2016 - Teacher: If you're here for biology, please take a seat. If you're here because Nintendo accidentally put a pokemon gym in my classroom, can you please do that during lunch?

Pokémon Woe

August 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stretching the Truth" published August 14, 2016 - Peter: Mom and dad sure like taking long walks at sunset. Paige: ...And staring at their shadows. Andy & Roger: I look so tall! I look so thin!

Stretching the Truth

August 14, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shore Thing" published August 7, 2016 - Jason: Ha! The water's retreating! My sand ocean wins! Paige: It's called the tide. You dweeb.

Shore Thing

August 7, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Experi-mental" published July 31, 2016 - Paige: You're eating chili?! It's like 100 degrees out! Peter: That's why I'm doing it. Supposedly eating hot or spicy foods causes your body to perspire, which cools you off. Chili is hot and spicy! Paige: Sounds pretty iffy to me. Peter: Hey, it's worth experimenting, right? Paige: I mean, if all it takes to stay cool is to sweat more, why not run laps around the yard? Or give a big speech? Or, heck, stop wearing antiperspirant? Paige: Dude, don't tell me... Peter: Like I said, I'm just experimenting!

Experi-mental

July 31, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Competitive Eating" published July 3, 2016 - Andy: Have you seen Peter and Jason? Paige: They're out back having a hot dog eating contest. Andy: Really? That doesn't sound very fair. Peter can out-eat a hippo. Paige: It's not a contest to see who can eat the most. Andy: What sort of contest is it, then? Peter: First one to barf loses. Jason: And you have to swallow an entire bite. Roger: Guy, c'mon! They aren't that burnt!

Competitive Eating

July 3, 2016

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