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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Minecrafty" published February 16, 2014 - Jason: Real Minecraft goes way faster, Marcus Marcus: This mouse is a little hard to move, ok?!

Minecrafty

February 16, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Deniably Plausible" published January 26, 2014 - Jason: I'll just leave this lock picking manual right here...along with a few paper clips and hairpins...Finally, some handkerchiefs tied together into a makeshift rope... Marcus: You do realize when Quincy makes his appearance tonight, your sister's blaming you regardless. Jason: I just need plausible deniability. Ding dong! Andy: Paige, your friends are here for the sleepover!

Deniably Plausible

January 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Parthenotquite" published January 5, 2014 - Eileen: See? It's right here on Wikipedia. The Parthenon's columns are doric, not ionic. A good first effort, though! Marcus: I really can't believe you made this bet with her. Jason: I had an A+++++ average in math! I thought it was a sure thing!

Parthenotquite

January 5, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Clever Title" published November 17, 2013 - Marcus: Innocuous inquiry. Jason: Introductory response. Declaration of joke's premise. Marcus: Skeptical statement. Jason: Support of premise via examples, usually three. Logically yet idiotic conclusion. Marcus: Dryly delivered punchline. Jason: Unnecessary dialogue. Marcus: We're pretending to be comic strip characters. Peter: You guys are so weird. Jason: Don't speak. Just hold this over your head.

Clever Title

November 17, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Super Safe" published November 3, 2013 - Jason: On second thought, this is really dangerous. A lot of the leaves have green flecks that could be kryptonite. Marcus: Yikes! Good catch!

Super Safe

November 3, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hobbit Day" published September 22, 2013 - Jason: We're celebrating Hobbit day! Peter: Of course you dweebs are. Marcus: It's fun! You should join us! Jason: Basically we walk around barefoot... Marcus: Avoid putting rings on our fingers... Jason: Argue about pipeweed... Marcus: There's no argument. I'm right. Jason: You are not! Old Toby is WAY better! Oh, and we eat seven meals over the course of the day. Peter: Really. Andy: A second breakfast?? Peter: It's Hobbit day, Mom! Get with the program!

Hobbit Day

September 22, 2013

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