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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Psyched" published March 20, 2011 - Andy: Hey! What happened to all the cookies I baked?! Jason: Perhaps we can help. Our fee is $5 an hour, plus expenses. Andy: Excuse me? Jason: We're going into business as private detectives. We've been watching a lot of "Psych" on TV and figured, why let Shawn and Gus have all the fun? Plus, there's no risk to you! If we don't solve our case, we won't charge you a dime! Now, ma'am, tell us a little bit about these missing cookies. Andy: They were oatmeal. Much like the crumbs on your shirts. Jason: Excuse me while I have a humorous argument with my partner. Marcus: You told me YOU baked those!

Psyched

March 20, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Bieber Weather" published March 13, 2011 - Jason: See ya. Andy: Better wear a coat. It's windy out. Jason: Windy? How windy? Andy: Pretty windy. Jason: Do you know which direction it's blowing? North? South? East? West? Andy: Um, kinda right to left, when you go out the front door. Jason: Aaaa! That's the direction I walk to school! I'll have the wind at my back the whole way! Andy: That's usually thought of as a good thing. Jason: Maybe in olden times, but not anymore! Andy: What's changed? Marcus: Nice Bieber hair. Jason: Don't let me near a mirror, ok?

Bieber Weather

March 13, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Restock the Kraken" published March 6, 2011 - Jason: Dang it! Every time we come here, that stupid tank is empty! Marcus: You don't suppose the pet store is messing with us, do you?

Restock the Kraken

March 6, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Hairy Feet" published February 27, 2011 - Jason: Let's see...Dad's razor...Dad's shaving cream...Dad's deodorant...Ah, here we go! Dad's Rogaine! Hmm, no mention of feet in the instructions. Marcus: Oh, shoot. I got some between my toes. Peter: Guys, even if the "Hobbit" movies DO need extras...

Hairy Feet

February 27, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Ground Rules" published January 23, 2011 - Jason: Before we engage in snowball combat, we should probably establish the ground rules. Marcus: Good idea. Jason: First, no throwing ice balls. Marcus: Agreed. What about slush balls? Jason: Slush balls are fine. Marcus: What if they freeze into ice balls midflight? Jason: That'd be an act of God. Acts of God are ok. Marcus: So no need for an apology? Jason: Apologies are good form, but optional. Marcus: Should we limit taunts? Jason: Not sure. Taunting is a big part of my game. Marcus: How 'bout we only allow witty taunts? Jason: I can live with that. Marcus: What's your stance on time outs? Jason: I'm thinking we each get one timeout, with unlimited ones for injury. Marcus: Wimp. Jason: Should we set a maximum throwing velocity? Marcus: I'd rather limit momentum. Should we make a chart for various masses? Jason: Gah. I wish snow didn't melt so fast. Marcus: Hmm, maybe we need to set ground rules for our ground rules.

Ground Rules

January 23, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Slow Roll" published January 16, 2011 - Jason: Your snow elf is surrounded by frost giants. Roll for initiative. Marcus: Oof. I'm trying.

Slow Roll

January 16, 2011

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