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Calling All Florists

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Published February 8, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Calling All Florists" published February 8, 2015 - Jason: Hi, I was interested in ordering a Valentine's bouquet for my sister. How expensive would an arrangement featuring an Amorphophallus Titanum be? You don't? Are you sure? It might be labeled "Titan Arum" or even just "Corpse Flower." No? Could you at least check in the back? It'd smell like rotting flesh. Yes, flesh. Phooey. Ok, fine, what about Symplocarpus Foetidus? It'd have more of a skunk odor. That's the third florist that's called me a weirdo and hung up. Marcus: Dude, buying Valentine's flowers for your sister IS pretty weird.

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