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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Axe-mas Cookies" published December 20, 2009 - Jason Fox: Mind if I jack some of your lumber, ma'am? Andy Fox: Let's not actually use the axe this year, please.

Axe-mas Cookies

December 20, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Solid Metal Gears" published December 13, 2009 - Marcus: Asking for any good video games this Christmas? Jason: A few. I'm asking for "Metal Gear Solid 4" again. Marcus: Yeah, what happened with that last year? Did your parents think it was too violent? Jason: No, my dad misunderstood and bought me four solid metal gears at the hardware store. Marcus: Hmm. Maybe you should just ask for cash. Jason: I tried that once. I got a "Walk the Line" CD.

Solid Metal Gears

December 13, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Punisher" published December 6, 2009 - Peter Fox: Whatcha doing? Jason Fox: Making a miniature R.V. out of these plastic building blocks. It's transporting a frozen waffle along with several expectant mothers obsessed with "Rocky IV", from the tip of South America to a country in Southeastern Europe. Peter Fox: Ok....... Jason Fox: Here. Grab it from me. Peter Fox: What for? Jason Fox: Just grab it. Leggo my Eggo-carrying Lego winnebago full of preggo fans of Drago en route to Montenegro from Tierra del Fuego which is south of San Diego. Peter Fox: Remind me to start hiding your "Pearls Before Swine" books. Jason Fox: You still haven't returned my "Calvin" books after that noodle incident, by the way.

Punisher

December 6, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Balloon Boy" published November 22, 2009 - "Oh, no! The Kermit the Frog balloon has gotten loose!!! And now we're getting word that there may be a six-year-old child stowed away inside!!! You're watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, only on NBC!!!" Peter: I'm pretty sure the TV networks won't go for your ideas to boost ratings. Jason: You've only looked at my first one...

Balloon Boy

November 22, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "/PAID" published November 15, 2009 - Paige: Did you know that if you type "/played" in "World of Warquest", it tells you how many zillions of hours you've spent in the game? Jason: Duh. Good grief, Paige. EVERYONE knows that! Paige: Not Mom. Shall we show her? Jason: Mind getting my piggy bank for me? I'm in the middle of a raid. Paige: Is that in the usual place?

/PAID

November 15, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Love Hurts" published November 8, 2009 - Peter Fox: What's so funny? Jason Fox: Hee hee. Paige left the computer while she was still logged in on Facebook. So naturally I took the liberty of friending Morton Goldthwait and sending him a gushy love note. Peter Fox: Dude, you shouldn't do stuff like that with Facebook. Someone might get hurt. Jason Fox: Oh, please. Morton was my evil camp counselor. He had this coming. Peter Fox: I wasn't thinking about Morton. Jason Fox: Who, then? Paige? Paige Fox: WHERE'S JASON?! I'M GONNA STRANGLE THAT TWERP!

Love Hurts

November 8, 2009

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