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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Double Rainbows" published August 15, 2010 - Roger: I'd say my trout fishing went rather well. Jason: Whoa...that's a full rainbow! Roger: Wait...there's more! Jason: DOUBLE rainbows! Omg! Whoa...man...whoa-ho-ho...omg! Omg! Omg! Woooooooo! They're starting to look like TRIPLE rainbows! Omg! It's full-on double rainbows all the way across the sky! What does this mean?! They're so bright! They're so bright and vivid! Omg! Omg! Andy: I think we got Jason away from the internet not a moment too soon. Roger: We're too late, if you ask me. Jason: (Sob sob) They're so beautiful...

Double Rainbows

August 15, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Manhole Mysteries" published August 8, 2010 - Jason: Whoa! Marcus: Cool! Jason: Epic! Marcus: We're rich! Jason: See any balrogs? Marcus: Not yet. man: Boys, trust me, it's not anything like that down here. Jason: Can't we look for ourselves? Marcus: Please?

Manhole Mysteries

August 8, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hell, It’s About Time" published July 25, 2010 - Jason: You made me a dentist appointment for Tuesday?! THIS Tuesday?!? Andy: What's wrong with Tuesday? Jason: That's when Starcraft II comes out! I have it preordered and everything! You can't pull me away from playing SC2 on its first day! At least wait until my fingers start bleeding! Andy: A one hour break won't kill you. Jason: You don't understand! I've been waiting 11 years for this game, mother! 11 WHOLE YEARS!!! Andy: How is that possible? You're only 10 years old. Jason: I started waiting while I was in the womb. Roger: In Jason's defense, some of his baby kicks did feel a little like impatient foot taps. Andy: Hi, I'm calling to change my son's appointment. Please don't ask why...

Hell, It’s About Time

July 25, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Conventional Attire" published July 18, 2010 - Jason: I can't decide what to wear at comic-con. There are just too many good choices. Peter: I have an idea...Why don't you go dressed as a newspaper cartoon character> Jason: I don't have a costume for that.

Conventional Attire

July 18, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Water Balloonacy" published July 11, 2010 - Jason: I suspect this will be the last time my mom asks me to water her roses. Marcus: Aim a little to the left. That last one hit your neighbor's front door.

Water Balloonacy

July 11, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Safer Option" published July 4, 2010 - Andy: Well, this certainly would be safer than letting you light the charcoal. Jason: So it's a go?

Safer Option

July 4, 2010

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