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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Finals Simulator" published May 19, 2013 - Andy: Shouldn't you be studying?? It's finals week! Peter: Mom, relax. Jason's upstairs working on my simulator as we speak. Andy: Your what? Peter: I'm paying him to write me a computer app that will simulate taking the final exam in each one of my classes. It should be pretty sweet. He's using the 3-D engine from "Haloshock Tournament". Astronauts train with simulators, soldiers train with simulators, even some doctors now train with simulators...I figure it's gotta be an effective learning tool, right? Andy: Peter, your first two tests are tomorrow! Peter: Jason says if you'll waive his bedtime tonight he can deliver a working beta by 4:30 a.m. that'll give me a solid three hours for training. You're cool with that, right? I mean, my semester grades are at stake. Make sure the simulator accounts for my eardrums being destroyed. Jason: Was that mom screaming? She's getting louder, have you noticed?

Finals Simulator

May 19, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Field Trips" published May 12, 2013 - Woman: See this big, flat patch of ground? What name would we give it if they grew corn here? That's right! And what would we call it if instead people were playing soccer here? Correct! Now suppose it was full of oil wells. What would we call it then? Jason: I think our teacher takes these field trips way too literally. Woman: Now pretend I had a magnetometer. Who can tell me what that would let me measure?

Field Trips

May 12, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Held As Evidence" published April 28, 2013 - Peter: I take it the "Jason-V" was that one the police confiscated? Jason: Yeah. At least I got to meet their S.W.A.T. team.

Held As Evidence

April 28, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Form 1040-PUZ" published April 14, 2013 - Jason: If tax reform ever happens, I have some fun ideas... Roger: I'm not sure I like how you end it with hangman.

Form 1040-PUZ

April 14, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - ""Comics Trip"" published April 7, 2013 - Jason: I wonder if it's obvious when a cartoonist is sick and zonked out on cold medicine. Peter: You wonder the weirdest things.

Comics Trip

April 7, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pent-up Demand" published March 31, 2013 - Peter: Aaaa! Who ate all my good Jelly Beans?!? Paige: Aaaa! Who ate part of my chocolate rabbit?!? Jason: Aaaa! Who ate my marshmallow chicks?!? Peter: Aaaa! They even ate my BAD Jelly Beans! Paige: Aaaa! My backup rabbit! Who did this?!? Jason: Aaaa! My marshmallow bunnies are gone also! What is going on?!? Andy: Don't ever let me give up candy for Lent again. Roger: If I let go of the peanut butter egg, can I have my hand back?

Pent-up Demand

March 31, 2013

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