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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Biologically Speaking" published May 11, 2014 - Peter: Pumpkin chunks...peas...tomato wedges...lima beans...diced eggplant...um, this is really, really, really, not what I had in mind. Andy: You asked for fruit salad! Biologically, those are fruits!

Biologically Speaking

May 11, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Who'll Stop the Rain?" published April 20, 2014 - Peter: You're just delaying the inedible, Paige. Paige: AAAA! Water's getting on mom's broccoli-melon seeds! Get me some paper towels! Quick!

Who’ll Stop the Rain?

April 20, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jabberguac" published March 16, 2014 - Andy: Twamato, and avoc ados...did styr with unn-yunn in the lime...all mincy were the jal'penos...and c'lantro for the rhyme. BEWARE THE JABBERGUAC, MY SON!... Andy: You're officially scaring me now, mother.

Jabberguac

March 16, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Some Assembly Desired" published December 22, 2013 - Paige: It's called thinking outside the cookie sheet. Jason: Paige, you're a genius! My saying that was your Christmas gift, by the way.

Some Assembly Desired

December 22, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hobbit Day" published September 22, 2013 - Jason: We're celebrating Hobbit day! Peter: Of course you dweebs are. Marcus: It's fun! You should join us! Jason: Basically we walk around barefoot... Marcus: Avoid putting rings on our fingers... Jason: Argue about pipeweed... Marcus: There's no argument. I'm right. Jason: You are not! Old Toby is WAY better! Oh, and we eat seven meals over the course of the day. Peter: Really. Andy: A second breakfast?? Peter: It's Hobbit day, Mom! Get with the program!

Hobbit Day

September 22, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Test Scheduling" published September 8, 2013 - Dr. Ling: Yes, Paige? Paige: Sir, about next week's test...I looked at the cafeteria schedule and lunch on that day sounds totally vile and disgusting. Dr. Ling: What's that have to do with the test? Paige: This class is fifth period! I can't speak for the other students, but I'm going to have a hard time intelligently answering questions if I'm writhing on the floor fighting nausea and stomach cramps! Dr. Ling: So you want me to postpone it a day? Paige: Actually, the next day's lunch sounds equally bad. Dr. Ling: So when exactly do you propose I give the test? Paige: I figured I'd leave that up to you. Here's the cafeteria schedule. Dr. Ling: You certainly make a compelling case for "never". Paige: Oh, good, so we're in agreement.

Test Scheduling

September 8, 2013

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