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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Mere Quadrillion" published September 16, 2018 - Jason says: Marcus and I are selling stock certificates for our new company. Wanna buy one? Roger says: What new company? Jason says: J&M Enterprises Ltd Inc. We came up with the idea a couple hours ago. With Apple taking the crown as the world's first trillion-dollar company, we've decided to create the world's first quadrillion-dollar company! And when that happens, believe me, you'll be glad you picked up one of these sweet babies for a dollar! Roger says: So what exactly will your company do? What's your business plan? Jason says: HELLOOO?? Roger says: Your business plan is to sell stock certificates? Jason says: A mere quadrillion and we're there! Marcus says: The printer's out of ink again.

A Mere Quadrillion

September 16, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fashion Fruit" published March 1, 2015 - Jason: I'm going after the "I hope to eventually get an Apple Watch but for now this is all I can afford" market segment. Paige: I'm curious... Did mom and dad drop you a lot as a baby?

Fashion Fruit

March 1, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "iWear" published September 21, 2014 - Jason: Paige, you're into fashion. Any way you could hook us up with a clothing manufacturer? Paige: Huh? Jason: With Apple and Samsung making bigger and bigger phones, Marcus and I think we've figured out the next big thing in pants... Spandex pockets! Got a big 4.7-inch phone? This stretchy back pocket will accomodate it fine! Got a bigger 5.5-inch phone? This stretchy back pocket will STILL accomodate it fine! Marcus: Got a 27-inch monitor you want to bring to a LAN party? Jason: You were supposed to lett me say, "oh, there's one more thing..." Paige: Guys...

iWear

September 21, 2014

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The jPad 3" published March 4, 2012 - Jason: I need a new marketing department. Andy: Oh? Jason: I unveiled the new jPad 3 and there's no buzz whatsoever! If you go to the tech blogs, it's all iPad, iPad, iPad! Look at these features: it's made from 100 percent recycled cardboard, so it's environmentally friendly...it has a zero-inch screen, which gives it a theoretical pixel density of infinity... and if you have a pencil with an eraser, you can play unlimited free games of tic-tac-toe and hangman on it! I even have it priced at a crazy low $49! Andy: That still seems pretty high. Jason: I'll have you know in a head-to-head matchup, the jPad would literally smash the iPad. Andy: You misused the word "literally". Jason: Did I? Andy: Why is there a rock taped to the back?

The jPad 3

March 4, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Remembrance" published November 4, 2011 - Computer: (Beep) Welcome to iFruit. Hug me. Andy: You can't turn back the clock, Jason. Jason: I know. Just let me pretend.

Remembrance

November 6, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "iDhroine" published October 10, 2010 - Jason: Say hello to the world's next tech titan! Peter: Now what? Jason: You know how the smartphone market is rapidly becoming a battle between apple and Google? I'm going to eat both of their lunches! Presenting the iDhroine! The only handset that combines key features of iPhones and Androids! Push this button and it's open source! Push this one and it's neatly closed! Push this button and it works on your favorite carrier! Push this one and it won't! Push this button and it syncs with iTunes! Push thing one and it wont! The dual features go on and on! No more silly flame wars! Finally a phone that Apple and Google fanboys can agree on! Peter: ...That it's awful? Jason: Keep in mind, the real thing's screen won't be drawn with crayons. Peter: You gave it half a physical keyboard??

iDhroine

October 10, 2010

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