The jPad 3

Published March 4, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The jPad 3" published March 4, 2012 - Jason: I need a new marketing department. Andy: Oh? Jason: I unveiled the new jPad 3 and there's no buzz whatsoever! If you go to the tech blogs, it's all iPad, iPad, iPad! Look at these features: it's made from 100 percent recycled cardboard, so it's environmentally friendly...it has a zero-inch screen, which gives it a theoretical pixel density of infinity... and if you have a pencil with an eraser, you can play unlimited free games of tic-tac-toe and hangman on it! I even have it priced at a crazy low $49! Andy: That still seems pretty high. Jason: I'll have you know in a head-to-head matchup, the jPad would literally smash the iPad. Andy: You misused the word "literally". Jason: Did I? Andy: Why is there a rock taped to the back?