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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Finishing His Run" published September 17, 2017 - Roger says: The weather finally cooled off, so I'm gonna go finish my run. Andy says: What run? Roger says: The one I started but had to quit after half a mile because it was too hot out. Andy says: When was this? Are you talking about that time you went running back in June?? Roger says: Look, it's been a very hot summer, OK?!

Finishing His Run

September 17, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "HBO No" published July 16, 2017 - Jason says: Is it okay if I watch "Game of Thrones" tonight? Andy says: We've had this discussion before, Jason. Andy says: "Game of Thrones" is not a show for kids! It's full of graphic violence and cruelty and adult content that your 10-year-old eyes simply aren't ready for! Jason says: My eyes are totally ready! Let me tell you some of the things I've seen on the Internet, just since breakfast... I probably could have argued that beter. Andy says: You can have this back when you're 50.

HBO No

July 16, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Remote Chance" published July 16, 2017 - Andy says: This isn't what I meant by "play outside." Jason says: Well, you should've made that clearer.

Remote Chance

July 9, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A What?" published June 4, 2017 - Jason says: Please, can I go?? Please can I go?? Please can I go?? Andy says: Knock it off. You sound like a broken record. Jason says: A what? Andy says: A broken record. Jason says: I don't know what that is. Andy says: Like a tape with its ends spliced together. Jason says: A what? Andy says: Like a CD track on repeat. Jason says: A what? Andy says: You know what, never mind. Jason says: Oh, wait... Do you mean like a wav file with the decoder's loop flag set to true? Andy says: A what?

A What?

June 4, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Maximum Something" published May 21, 2017 - Jason says: Should you be studying for final exams? Peter says: I'm trying something new. I've come to the realization that I'm one of those people who who works better under pressure. When I study and prepare too much, I get too relaxed. I lose my edge. Remember last year when I bombed that "Hamlet" test? I think it's because I actually read half of the play. I wasn't sufficiently panicked. This year I'm going into finals completely cold. No reading or prep of any sort. Maximum fear. Maximum adrenaline. Maximum performance. Jason says: When does your report card come? I want to be sure to make popcorn. Peter says: To toss like confetti? Andy says: Peter, why aren't you studying?!

Maximum Something

May 21, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Burning Love" published May 14, 2017 - Kids: Oh, darn. We burned the eggplant. Oh, darn. We burned the lima beans. Oh, darn. We burned the pickled tofu. Roger: The kids are having some trouble with your Mother's Day dinner request. Mind if we just order pizza? Kids: Oh, darn. We burned the cookbook.

Burning Love

May 14, 2017

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