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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Uncandy X-Men" published October 25, 2015 - Jason: Trick or treat! Neighbor: Who are you, again? Jason: Magsweeto. Andy: Come up with any good costume ideas? Jason: Possibly. Do you know anyone with a cordless dual-hose-industrial-strength vacuum I could borrow?

Uncandy X-Men

October 25, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Compromising Situation" published October 18, 2015 - Peter: Hut! Hut! Hike! Jason: Ha! My king is still on the board! I win! Peter: Help me pick up the pieces. I demand a rematch. Jason: Peter wanted to play football and I wanted to play chess, so we're compromising like you're always telling us to do. Andy: Can you at least compromise outside, please?!!

Compromising Situation

October 18, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "No Worries" published August 16, 2015 - Roger: Nothing like being out in nature to clear your mind of life's worries. Andy: Apart from ticks. Roger: Ha ha, yeah, apart from ticks. Andy: And poison ivy. Roger: And poison ivy. Andy: And snakes. And blisters. Roger: Ok, you've made your point. Andy: And getting lost with insufficient food. ...In a downpour. Roger: Will you knock it off?!

No Worries

August 16, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Out of Season" published May 10, 2015 - Roger: Son, remember last Halloween, when I said, "be sure to bring in all your yard decoration"? Jason: Kinda. Why?

Out of Season

May 10, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Squeezy Peezy" published April 19, 2015 - Andy: What's that you're squeezing? Roger: It's one of those stress balls. Andy: Rough day? Roger: Oh, you could say that. Four meetings, two conference calls, and I don't even want to THINK about how many e-mails I had to answer. Oh, and to top it off, the only k-cups left in the coffee room were some disgusting vanilla-flavored decaf things. Blecch! Andy: Can I see that for a sec? Roger: Sure. Andy: Ask me how MY day was. Roger: How are you doing that? Kid: AAAA! Mom! Jason let the snake back in!

Squeezy Peezy

April 19, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jelly Jarred" published April 5, 2015 - Peter: "Pinto" ... "Lima" ... Paige: "Kidney" ... "Garbanzo" ... Andy: Anyone can get jelly beans for Easter... I'm giving you BEAN JELLY! Jason: This is like a belated April Fools thing, right? Roger: I wish it were, son. Believe me.

Jelly Jarred

April 5, 2015

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