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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Puzzling" published October 9, 2016 - Roger: "Publisher's leaf." Four letters. Andy: Page. Roger: "Django actor Jamie." Andy: Foxx. Roger: "Poet Kobayashi." Starts with an "I." Andy: Issa. Roger: "Less tight." Andy: Looser. Roger: Jason hasn't been secretly submitting crossword puzzles again, has he? Andy: I really, really hope not.

Puzzling

October 9, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Assuming the Worst" published September 18, 2016 - Andy: What was that loud bang? Jason: If I tell you, do you promise you won't freak out? Andy: Great. What'd you do now?! Jason: Why the negative tone of voice? Why do you automatically assume I did something bad?! Maybe I did something awesome and I don't want you freaking out in a positive way! Did you ever consider that?! Huh?! huh?! Sheesh. Way to guarantee I'll need therapy when I grow up. Andy: You're right. I shouldn't jump to conclusions. So what was it? Jason: My treehouse fell on your car.

Assuming the Worst

September 18, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stretching the Truth" published August 14, 2016 - Peter: Mom and dad sure like taking long walks at sunset. Paige: ...And staring at their shadows. Andy & Roger: I look so tall! I look so thin!

Stretching the Truth

August 14, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Summer Is Here" published July 24, 2016 - Jason: Uh oh... Excuse me, red priestess? I have additional need of your magic! Andy: My hair isn't red, I'm not a priestess, and it's called blueberry syrup. Jason: Jon Snow Cone lives again!

Summer Is Here

July 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dental Crygene" published July 17, 2016 - Jason: I have a dentist appointment today?! Andy: Yup. Sorry. Jason: Why do I have to go to the dentist?! I just went like six months ago! My teeth are fine! See?! Mom, please don't make me go! I hate going to the dentist! Andy: I swear, you're getting to be almost as bad as your sister. Jason: Paige is worse? Andy: About going to the dentist? Oh yeah. Jason: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO! PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEASE! Andy: It's not a competition, Jason!

Dental Crygene

July 17, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "First One’s Free" published July 10, 2016 - Employee: Welcome to McMeal's. Would you like a free french fry? Roger: Free? Really? Employee: Yup, it's part of our new marketing strategy. Go ahead, try one. Roger: Thanks! Mind if I take another? It's hard to eat just one french fry. Employee: Sorry. I can only give you one for free. Roger: Fine. I need to salads and I'll add a small order of fries. Employee: Actually, we no longer sell small orders of fries. Only super mega jumbo ones. Roger: Keep in mind, the first fry was free. Andy: How much did those cost, Roger?

First One’s Free

July 10, 2016

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