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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stab Me" published August 26, 2018 - Paige says: STAB ME! STAB ME! AAAAA! Andy says: What's wrong? Paige says: Look at my class schedule for the fall semester! Social Studies, Theater, Art, Biology, Math, English ... So? Paige says: So?!? Look at the first letter of each class! Andy says: S... T... A... B... M... E... Paige says: It's like an evil message from the school telling me to brace for pain! WAAAA! Stab me! Stab me! Andy says: You're 14, Paige. Feel free to mature any time now. Peter says: Woohoo! ME PASS! ME PASS!

Stab Me

August 26, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Rub It In" published August 19, 2018 - Andy says: Did you remember to put on sunscreen? Roger says: I did. Andy says: Did you get your back? Roger says: I did. Andy says: Did you get your face? Roger says: I did. Andy says: Did you get the top of your head? You don't have as much hair up there as you used to, remember. Andy: Be sure to rub it in. Roger says: You're rubbing it in plenty, thanks.

Rub It In

August 19, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Low Pressure" published August 12, 2018 - Jason says: This isn't the World Series. It's not even a game. We're just having fun. We're not keeping score. I can swing until I hit it. It's impossible to strike out. According to science, lowering the pressure SHOULD lower the temperature. Marcus: Nope. No change. Are you keeping your volume constant?

Low Pressure

August 12, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Make It Quick" published July 8, 2018 - Roger says: Please? Andy says: Roger, it's late and I'm tired. Roger says: Please? Andy says: I've had a really long day. Roger says: Please? Andy says: I just want to go to sleep. Roger says: Please? Andy says: We can do it tomorrow. Roger says: Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Andy says: Ok, fine, but make it quick. Roger says: Yay! I'll go first! Pawn to E4. Andy says: For the record, chess was never mentioned in our marital vows.

Make It Quick

July 8, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "What’s Done Is Done" published May 27, 2018 - Paige says: WAAA! I can't wash off the taint of that stupidly impossible Shakespeare final! Andy says: A regular Lady Macbeth. Paige says: Who?

What’s Done Is Done

May 27, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cramming" published May 20, 2018 - [Peter shoves a bunch of pizza into mouth; Steve stands next to him with several additional pizza boxes] Peter says: Steve's helping me cram for finals. Andy says: That's not how it works.

Cramming

May 20, 2018

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