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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Song of Mints and Fire" published April 14, 2019 - Andy: Jason, there's no way I'm letting you watch "Game of Thrones" tonight. You're too young. Jason: Good luck trying to stop me. As you can see, I have a dragon now. Your human defenses are no match for his icy blue-flame breath. Just yield and save us all the trouble. Andy: I've smelled Quincy's breath. There's nothing icy about it. Jason: You've been warned. Sibling: Hey, who ate all my altoids?!

A Song of Mints and Fire

April 14, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dinner Disconnections" published March 24, 2019 - Computer: Lordtimmy13 has been disconnected. Psylencer_007 has been disconnected. Radninja66666666 has been disconnected. Mmaaddmmaann2 has been disconnected. Andy: Jason, I said turn that stupid game off and get down here! Jason: I'm almost done, mom, I promise! Computer: 1superprojustin1 has been disconnected. No. 1 Victory Royale! You are the last player left! Jason: Woohoo! Winning at Fortnite is a lot easier at dinnertime for some reason. Andy: Next time, I'm yanking the plug.

Dinner Disconnections

March 24, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Let's Go!" published March 10, 2019 - Andy: Jason and Paige, let's go! Get in the car! I haven't got all day! Hurry up! Chop chop! If the two of you aren't down here by the time I count to three, I'm leaving without you. 1... 2... I'm serious... 2 1/2... 2 3/4... Paige: This never gets old. Jason: Is it my turn to honk the horn, or yours?

Let’s Go!

March 10, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "S.PM." published February 17, 2019 - Paige: Woohoo! I broke 1,000 S.P.M. Roger says: Is that selfies per minute? Andy says: I'm not buying you more cloud storage, Paige!

S.P.M.

February 17, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weighting Game" published February 3, 2019 - Roger says: That defensive end weighs like 300 pounds! That defensive tackle weighs something like 310 pounds! That offensive guard is at least 325 pounds! And that OTHER guard weighs even more! Andy says: None of that make you "skinny," Roger. Roger Fox says: Comparatively, it does. Peter says: Luigi's was out of breadsticks, so I got us an extra pizza.

Weighting Game

February 3, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Yelpings" published January 27, 2019 - Roger says: We could try that new Italian place... It's got 4 stars on Yelp. Or that Thai place off of Main? It's also 4 stars. What about sushi? This place downtown has 4 1/2 stars. Whoa... this says there's a family-style place right on our street! Zero miles away? How is that possible? Whatever. It's just 1 star. Andy says: Kids, I asked you to delete that! Kids say: Yeah, well, WE asked you to stop making beetloaf...

Yelpings

January 27, 2019

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