Green Thumb

Published July 21, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Green Thumb" published July 21, 2019 - So can I count on you to water my vegetable garden while I'm away next week? Jason: You haven't told me how much you'll pay. Andy: Um, I was thinking you'd do it for free. Jason: Mother, mother, mother... You're growing kale. You're growing squash. You're growing eggplant. Andy: So? Jason: Let's just say other people have offered me money to NOT water your garden. Andy: Fine, whatever Peter and Paige are offering, I'll pay you a penny more. Jason: Who says it's just Peter and Paige? Roger: Son, we had an NDA! Andy: Roger! Jason: I never mentioned you by name, dad!