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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Fired Up" published June 11, 2023 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Who wants a hamburger? Who wants a hot dog? Who wants a grilled chicken breast? Did you all take a vow of silence today or something? Andy Fox: Who wants to order pizza? Kids: Me! Me! Me!

Fired Up

June 11, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "All Tied Up" published June 4, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Mind helping me try out a new trick? Peter Fox: What do you need? Jason Fox: Take these bike locks and ropes and tie me as securely as you can to this chair. Then tie the chair as securely as you can to the desk. Peter Fox: So this trick... is it like an escape artist thing? Jason Fox: More like the opposite. Andy Fox: Jason, I said I wanted you to play outside today!

All Tied Up

June 4, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Protection Package" published May 21, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Care to purchase JFFWPP? Peter Fox: A what? Jason Fox: A Jason Fox Finals Week Protection Package. For only $5 a day, I will dutifully patrol the house, protecting you from unwanted noise and distractions as you frantically cram for exams. I'll make sure people aren't talking too loudly... I'll make sure the TV volume is turned down... I'll make sure there's no clog dancing in the attic right above your bedroom... Peter Fox: I think I'll take my chances, thanks. Jason Fox: Let me know if you change your mind. Peter Fox: Are you wearing wooden shoes?

The Human World, It’s a Mess

May 28, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Protection Package" published May 21, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Care to purchase JFFWPP? Peter Fox: A what? Jason Fox: A Jason Fox Finals Week Protection Package. For only $5 a day, I will dutifully patrol the house, protecting you from unwanted noise and distractions as you frantically cram for exams. I'll make sure people aren't talking too loudly... I'll make sure the TV volume is turned down... I'll make sure there's no clog dancing in the attic right above your bedroom... Peter Fox: I think I'll take my chances, thanks. Jason Fox: Let me know if you change your mind. Peter Fox: Are you wearing wooden shoes?

Protection Package

May 21, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Relaxing" published May 14, 2023 - Transcript: Roger Fox: The kid and I want you to have the most relaxing Mother's Day ever! You just stay here and read, and we'll take care of everything. Peter's gonna do the laundry, Jason is weeding the garden, Paige will cook dinner... Andy Fox: And this is supposed to RELAX me? Roger Fox: Oh, and I'll try fixing that stuck valve in our bathtub. Jason Fox: Were these weeds or tomato plants?

“Relaxing”

May 14, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Snappy Eater" published May 7, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Clamp down on the cheese with your teeth... Stretch it out... And... Stunt eating takes practice. You'll get there. Jason Fox: Any tips on removing pepperoni from sinus cavities? Marcus: And tear ducts?

Snappy Eater

May 7, 2023

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