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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "You Snooze You Lose published May 13, 2012 - Jason: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I made you breakfast in bed! Paige: Hey! I was going to make her breakfast in bed! Jason: You snooze, you lose! You should've set an alarm clock like I did! Paige: I DID set my alarm! Jason: Well, then you should've set it to go off earlier. It's not my fault you didn't plan for competitors. Pagie: IT'S 3:00 A.M.! Jason: Don't yell. Dad's trying to sleep. Andy: Kids....please...

You Snooze You Lose

May 13, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Avenger Fail" published May 6, 2012 - Jason: I can't believe how expensive movie tickets are! It makes me so angry! Blecch! This popcorn is too salty! That makes me so, so, angry! They won't let us go into the theater yet?! That makes me so, so, so, so, so...ANGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...This Bruce Banner costume doesn't work as well as I'd hoped. Marcus: Eat a ton of candy...maybe that'll turn you green, at least.

Avenger Fail

May 6, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Food Coloring" published April 29, 2012 - Paige: What's this purple stuff? woman: Macaroni and cheese. Paige: Then what's this orange stuff? woman: Broccoli puree. Paige: Then what's this green stuff? woman: Blueberry cobbler. Paige: Anyplace else, I'd think you accidentally said those in the wrong order. woman: Want some vanilla ice cream for your cobbler?

Food Coloring

April 29, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Paigeniss Everfox" published April 22, 2012 - Paige: Omg, did you see what Maddie posted on Facebook? Hey, Nicole, can you hold on for a second? Jason: I'm not sure I like what "The Hunger Games" has done to our sister.

Paigeniss Everfox

April 22, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Shouldn't You Be Working?" published April 15, 2012 - Roger: Shouldn't you be working on your big history paper? Peter: Sheesh, I'll get it done. Don't worry. Roger: It's due in two days, Peter! How far along are you? Peter: Um... Roger: Have you even started it?!? Are you serious?!? And you're watching basketball?!? Get upstairs this instant! Work before pleasure! C'mon, chop chop! Honestly! Andy: Shouldn't you be working on our taxes? Roger: Sheesh, I'll get them done. Don't worry.

Shouldn’t You Be Working?

April 15, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Rotten Eggs" published April 8, 2012 - Jason: I'm making tiny cracks in these hard-boiled eggs before I dye them blue-green. That way, the color can get under the shell and dye the actual egg. Then when mom uses them in egg salad sandwiches for my school lunches next week, everyone will think I'm eating eggs that are moldy and rotten. Hee hee...nothing beats making all my classmates want to barf. Paige: I would think your math grades would already take care of that. Jason: Speaking of which, did I tell you I successfully talked my teacher into uncancelling tomorrow's test?

Rotten Eggs

April 8, 2012

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