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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "B-Positive" published September 16, 2012 - Peter: Sir, about my grade on the physics test... Teacher: A "B" as I recall. Peter: Yeah, see, the thing is I was really hoping to start this school year off on a positive note. Teacher: A "B" isn't a bad grade. Peter: Yeah, but it's not a POSITIVE grade, you know? It's just kinda neutral. Teacher: I'd call it a positive grade. Peter: But you yourself told us the symbol for positive is a plus sign. Hint hint hint... Teacher: Ah. Well, let's see what I can do... Peter: AAAA! A "D+" isn't a positive grade! Teacher: You're really confusing me here, Peter.

B-Positive

September 16, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Time Zonked" published September 9, 2012 - Paige: Can't sleep...can't stay awake...can't sleep...can't stay awake...can't sleep...Ever feel as though you were born on the wrong side of the planet? Nicole: You were snoring in math again, by the way.

Time Zonked

September 9, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Jasonian Ideas" published September 2, 2012 - Jason: I read that the Smithsonian wants to totally re-do their dinosaur exhibit in Washington, so I'm sending them some awesome ideas. Roger: This third one might mess with their funding. Jason: The multi-term senataurs?

Jasonian Ideas

September 2, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Prepping For School" published August 26, 2012 - Nicole: Name the three hunkiest sophomores. Paige: Richie Munroe, Randy Kurtz, and Scotty Stevens. Nicole: Correct! Which member of the football team has the cutest eyebrows? Paige: Chris Stroub. Nicole: Correct! Name the four perfect - 10s in the senior class. Paige: Mike Holkins, Mateo Inman, Brad Kellett and Ron Josenberg. Nicole: Bzzzt! Wrong! Brad Kellett is a junior. Paige: Aaaa! I knew that! Nicole: He IS a 10 though. Paige: Ok, I'll quiz you now. Nicole: Sometimes I think we study more before the school year than during it. Paige: True/false: The debate team has the best lips.

Prepping For School

August 26, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Beach Fauxtos" published August 19, 2012 - Peter: What are you doing? Paige: Photoshopping this picture of me at the beach before I upload it to Facebook. First I'll give myself a better tan. Then I'll smooth out these pimples on my forehead...Then I'll erase our dorky brother from the background...Then I'll add Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner checking me out... Peter: Um, that might be a bit too much. Paige: Ok, ok, I'll get rid of the tan.

Beach Fauxtos

August 19, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Crock Lobster" published August 12, 2012 - Paige: Dare I ask? Jason: I'm going to sneak up on Peter while he's swimming and give him the scare of his life. Brace yourself for some screaming. AAAA! LET GO! AAAA! Paige: I thought you meant screaming by Peter. Peter: Mom, how much butter do we have? Jason: I'm not a real giant lobster! Let go of me! AAAA!

Crock Lobster

August 12, 2012

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