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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Don’t Spoil It" published October 28, 2012 - Jason: Check out my super evil Halloween costume. Peter: You're just covered in paper. Jason: This isn't just ANY paper...these are hand-picked pages from all the "Game of Thrones" books to date. Each contains a key moment in which an unexpected or shocking plot development occurs, such as the death of a major character. I'm a giant mass of spoilers! And when people who aren't done with the books realize what I am, it'll be too late! Their subconscious minds will have already absorbed everything! That includes you, too, by the way! Bwahaha! Peter: So I don't have to read all 10 billion pages now? Sweet! Jason: I think we may need a bigger focus group than just each other. Marcus: Hey, I told you to go with those "Doctor Who" scripts.

Don’t Spoil It

October 28, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Scaredcrows" published October 21, 2012 - Jason: I guess I made that middle scarecrow a tad TOO scary. Paige: Just pray it keeps the vultures off your grievously injured body.

Scaredcrows

October 21, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Fancy Pancakes" published October 14, 2012 - Paige: Can you make my pancakes heart-shaped? Roger: Not a problem! Peter: Can you make my pancakes football-shaped? Roger: You got it! Jason: Can you make my pancakes heptagon-shaped and tile them on the plate in a poincare disk model of the hyperbolic plane? You can make as many as you want, by the way. Peter: Wikipedia should thank you for all the traffic you send their way. Roger: Jason, can you come hold my laptop while I pour the batter?

Fancy Pancakes

October 14, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pattern Recognition" published October 7, 2012 - Steve: Ok, what pass pattern do you want to run? Peter: I'm thinking a "Peter Fox special". Steve: What's that? Peter: That's where I sprint down the field like I'm going deep, all the while doing leaping 360s. Then I juke right and cut left...then I juke left and cut right...then I head for the post...then I head for the flag...Then I slow down and fake a leg cramp...Then I speed up and zigzag over to the sideline...Then I trot past the two dozen adoring cheerleaders screaming for my phone number...Then I confuse the defense by stopping to tie my shoes...then I moonwalk...then I - Steve: Peter, knock it off! Peter: Too long and complicated? Steve: No, you're copying me! That's my "Steve Riley Special"! Peter: Well, in your version, the cheerleaders are clearly faking adoration.

Pattern Recognition

October 7, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dexterous" published September 30, 2012 - Jason: Tonight's the season premiere of "Dexter," so I'm analyzing splatter patterns as a tribute. Peter: I suppose there are far WORSE ways you could pay tribute.

Dexterous

September 30, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Expansion Blues" published September 23, 2012 - Ogre: Rawr! Time to die, little gnome! Wait...what happened to my totem bar?! It's gone! My talents are gone, too? Aaaa! They changed the whole talent SYSTEM?! Which ones do I pick?! Aaaa! Spells work differently...stats work differently...half my addons won't work at all...(sigh) I have no idea what I'm doing right now. Just go ahead and kill me. Gnome: With pleasure. Jason: WoW's always a little rough at the start of a new expansion. Gnome: Wait...why isn't my fireball macro working?

Expansion Blues

September 23, 2012

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