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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Preferred Customer" published June 17, 2012 - Jason: Wait...the ice cream truck comes racing at the sound of YOUR bell?? Paige: I'm a preferred customer. What can I say? man: The usual, miss?

Preferred Customer

June 17, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Permadeath" published June 10, 2012 - Peter: Mom's pretty angry that you still haven't cleaned up your mess downstairs? Jason: Tell her it'll have to wait. I'm playing Diablo. Peter: Can't you just pause or save it? Jason: Unfortunately, no. I'm playing it in hardcore-hardcore mode. Peter: What's that? Jason: It's like normal hardcore mode, where if my character dies it's game-ending permadeath, but with a self-imposed rule that I have to play it nonstop without any breaks. It's crazy difficult. I've already invested five hours in this barbarian. No way am I stopping Andy: JASON FOX, I WANT THIS ROOM CLEANED NOW!!! Peter: You know, I'm pretty sure if mom kills you, it's permadeath, also. Jason: Good call, do you know if we have any health potions in the fridge?

Permadeath

June 10, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Weight Weight" published June 3, 2012 - Peter: Sigh. Paige: Peter, we were supposed to leave for the pool an hour ago! Peter: Just give me a few more months...

Weight Weight

June 3, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The X-prise V" published May 27, 2012 - Peter: What kind of rocket ship is THAT?? Jason: Pretty great, huh? It has the base of a Saturn-V, the midsection is from the USS Enterprise, and the nose cone is an X-Wing fighter. Peter: Let me guess...you want it to fly to the moon at warp speed and if the moon turns out to be a death star, you'll be ready. Jason: Actually, we just thought watching it spiral out of control would be funny. Peter: In that case, forget I said anything. Jason: No, no I kinda LIKE your idea. Marcus: Here, cram in a few more engines.

The X-prise V

May 27, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "But Just for Giggles" published May 20, 2012 - Jason: Need help studying for your math final? Paige: I thought you were busy helping Peter. Jason: I've trained Quincy to handle my tutoring overflow. Based on what I've seen, he should have no problem improving your grade. Plus, you only have to pay him in insects. Paige: He's an iguana! You really expect me to seek math advice from a lizard?!? How pathetically desperate do you think I am?!? Jason: Suit yourself. Paige: Sheesh! Actually, why don't you just leave him here with me. You know, for giggles.

But Just for Giggles

May 20, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "You Snooze You Lose published May 13, 2012 - Jason: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I made you breakfast in bed! Paige: Hey! I was going to make her breakfast in bed! Jason: You snooze, you lose! You should've set an alarm clock like I did! Paige: I DID set my alarm! Jason: Well, then you should've set it to go off earlier. It's not my fault you didn't plan for competitors. Pagie: IT'S 3:00 A.M.! Jason: Don't yell. Dad's trying to sleep. Andy: Kids....please...

You Snooze You Lose

May 13, 2012

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