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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Blizzgone" published August 16, 2009 - Peter Fox: Whatcha doing? Jason Fox: Hacking into the "World of Warquest" corporate mainframe. Peter Fox: What for? Jason Fox: They're having their annual fanboy convention next weekend and I want to get a sneak peek at any big announcements. Let's see...Here's a folder marked "New Dungeons"...Here's one marked "New Player Classes"...Ooo, here's one marked "Top-Secret New Game"! QUINCY, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO WALK ON THE KEYBOARD?! Uh-oh. Peter Fox: So basically they'll be announcing that they WERE working on a new game. Jason Fox: I CAN GET IT BACK! I CAN GET IT BACK! ...I think.

Blizzgone

August 16, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Roger, Wake Up" published August 9, 2009 - Andy Fox: Roger, wake up. You forgot to put on sunscreen. Roger Fox: Zzzz... Andy Fox: Roger, wake up. Roger Fox: Zzzz... Andy Fox: Oh, look...Is that a great white shark? Roger Fox: Zzzz... Andy Fox: Oh, look...Is that an incoming tidal wave? Roger Fox: Zzzz... Andy Fox: Oh, look...Is that our daughter flirting with college boys? Roger Fox: AAAA! WHAT?? WHERE?!? doctor: And you say these chest pains started while you were on vacation?? Roger Fox: "Let's go to the beach," she said..."It'll be relaxing," she said...

Roger, Wake Up

August 9, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Sandyman" published August 2, 2009 - Peter Fox: I really like your sand castle. Jason Fox: Thanks. It's a 1/75th scale reproduction of orthanc, Saruman the white's tower in "The Lord of the Rings". I built it close to the water, so when the tide comes in it'll be just like when Treebeard and the Ents flooded Isengard. I stuck pretty much with the Alan Lee design, but added a few touches of my own, like this seaweed inscribed with the Uruk rune for "S". I'm glad to see you appreciate quality craftsmanship. Peter Fox: Actually, I was talking to those girls. Jason Fox: Oh. girl: Let's give it a door. girl: Ok, where's the front?

Sandyman

August 2, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Big Eater" published July 26, 2009 - Employee: Can I help you? Peter Fox: Yes, I'd like a burrito, please. Employee: Chicken? Pork? Steak? Peter Fox: All three. Employee: Black or pinto beans? Peter Fox: Both. Employee: Rice? Cheese? Peter Fox: How about I make this easy for you...If you have it, go ahead and stuff it in there. I like to make them pull out the extra-big tortillas. Steve: I had no idea you could get those.

Big Eater

July 26, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Comic-Con Fun" published July 19, 2009 - Peter Fox: What's with the superhero costumes? Jason Fox: We're having our own comic-con. The one in San Diego is too far away, so we've decided to hold our own. It'll be just like the real thing! Marcus: Only more fun. Jason Fox: We'll carry bags full of rocks, so our arms will be as tired as they'd be in San Diego. We'll hid all the chairs, so we'll have nowhere to sit and eat lunch, just like in San Diego...We'll hit our feet with hammers so they'll hurt as much as they would in San Diego... Peter Fox: I'm waiting to hear the part that's "more fun". Jason Fox: Hey, Paige, we'll be discussing comic books here ALL WEEK! Paige Fox: AAAA! SOMEONE SHOOT ME!

Comic-Con Fun

July 19, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Terminaked" published July 12, 2009 - Andy Fox: Jason, are you in the shower yet? Jason Fox: Almost. Andy Fox: I don't hear any water running. Jason Fox: Gimme a minute. Dn! Dn! Dnnn! Dn-dn!...Dn! Dn! Dnnn! Dn-dn!...Dn! Dn! Dnnn! Dn-dn!... Andy Fox: Must you play "Terminator" every time you take your clothes off?! Jason Fox: Mom! Sheesh! Knock first!

Terminaked

July 12, 2009

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