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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Gardening Decisions" published April 16, 2023 - Transcript: Andy Fox: Roger? Kids? I'm going to the Garden Center. If you have any thoughts about what vegetables I should plant this year, now is the time to speak up. Ok, I gave you a chance... Guess I'll be making all the decisions... Jason Fox: I notice you do this when no one is home. Andy Fox: Why aren't you at school?

Gardening Decisions

April 16, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Easter Outfits" published April 9, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: What on earth are you wearing?? Paige Fox: It's Easter. I thought I'd dress up. Peter Fox: I was talking to Jason. Paige Fox: Oh. Jason Fox: Same answer.

Easter Outfits

April 9, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Usual" published April 2, 2023 - Transcript: Barber: So, the usual? Jason Fox: I guess. Barber: Let me make sure I remember correctly... That's where you ask if I can cut your hair short and spiky, dye it red, and carve "666" into the back... Then I look over to your mother, who shakes her head and mouths the words "absolutely not" ... Then I suggest a simple trim, then you say "Phooey" and reluctantly agree. Did I get it right? Your mother is nodding. I'll take that as a yes. Jason Fox: I think I say, "blah," not "phooey."

The Usual

April 2, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Hazardous Waste" published March 26, 2023 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Wanna get out of the house and go for a drive? Jason Fox: Where to? Roger Fox: I have to take some stuff to the Hazardous Waste Center. Jason Fox: Ooo- cool! Like nuclear stuff? Roger Fox: No, no, just some old cans of paint, weed killer, furniture stripper, insecticide, motor oil... basically things that'd be unsafe in a landfill. Andy Fox: Don't forget this tub of your leftover Super Bowl clam dip. Roger Fox: Oh yeah. Jason Fox: Eww. No way am I riding in a car with THAT.

Hazardous Waste

March 26, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Soda Springs" published March 19, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: What's that? Paige Fox: Soda. Peter Fox: You're drinking soda out of a coconut shell? Who drinks soda out of a coconut shell? Paige Fox: It's spring break! I'm trying to get in the spirit! Peter Fox: That's not how people drink sodas on spring break, you weirdo. Here. Use my root beer bong. Paige Fox: I thought mom made you throw that away.

Soda Springs

March 19, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Worrier Spirit" published March 12, 2023 - Transcript: Eileen Jacobson: I was out yesterday. Did I miss anything important? Jason Fox: Yes, we finished chapter 12. Eileen Jacobson: Oh, ok. I did that at home, just to be safe. Jason Fox: Also chapter 13. Eileen Jacobson: Cool. I read that too, just in case. Jason Fox: and chapters 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. Eileen Jacobson: Phew. Glad I read those also! Were we supposed to do the odd- or the even-numbered problems? I did both. Jason Fox: You aren't as fun to prank as some people, Eileen. Marcus: Wait... we finished chapter 12?

Worrier Spirit

March 12, 2023

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