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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Impossible Dream" published July 5, 2020 - Roger: I had the craziest dream last night. Andy: No way was it crazier than mine. Roger: I dreamed Lin-Manuel Miranda and Bruce Springsteen were writing a musical based on my life. So they flew to Texas to watch me give quarterback lessons to a young Patrick Mahomes. Then we all went to Whataburger, where I discovered if I ate patty melts left-handed I'd lose weight. What was yours? Andy: I dreamed I had a civil and informed political discussion on Facebook. Roger: Ok, that's way beyond crazy. You win. Andy: I'm kinda bummed I woke up.

Impossible Dream

July 5, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fertile Mind" published June 28, 2020 - Peter: Why are you standing on your head? Jason: I'm trying to see if getting more blood to my brain increases the brilliance of my ideas. Peter: Didn't dad spread fertilizer all over this grass yesterday? So let's talk about the brilliance of your ideas. Jason: Mom, do we have a bigger bottle of shampoo.

Fertile Mind

June 28, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Bangin'" published June 21, 2020 - Peter: Your bangs are still a little crooked. Paige: A reminder that I'm carrying scissors...

Bangin’

June 21, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tough Cookie" published June 14, 2020 - Paige: Want one of the cookies I made? Jason: YOU made them? Eww! Gross! Blecch! Vomit City. Paige: Never mind. Jason: Ok, fine, I'll try one.

Tough Cookie

June 14, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Laughable" published June 7, 2020 - What is an apple's favorite thing to teach? S.T.E.M. classes! What 1994 movie received a score of N95 on Rotten Tomatoes? "The Mask"! Why did the software developer visit the cutlery shop? He wanted to fork his project! How do you make cattle turn left and right? With a steer-ing wheel! What do you call really small bottles of mouthwash? Micro Scopes! How can you tell the age of anthropomorphic shopping carts? By counting the bags under their eyes! Jason: They say laughter is the best medicine. Paige: What do any of these have to do with laughter?

Laughable

June 7, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "House of Cards" published May 31, 2020 - Jason: Check out my house of cards! Peter: Whoa. That's wayyy bigger than the one Paige made yesterday. Jason: Hee hee. Is she upstairs? I can't wait to rub it in. Peter: Why's the hot glue gun out?

House of Cards

May 31, 2020

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