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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Iguanoman 2020" published July 12, 2020 - Iguanoman: Greetings, Earth creature! I'm Iguanoman! I'm on an interstellar mission to acquire samples of the galaxy's tastiest treats. I see a tub of red licorice on the counter over there. A large handful would do nicely. Andy: Jason, No. Dinner's in 30 minutes. Iguanoman: If you do not honor my request, I have authorized to vaporize your planet. Andy: Meh, go for it. Iguanoman: How about just a small handful. Andy: Nah. Vaporize away. Jason: 2020 is really messing with my schtick. Andy: C'mon, please?

Iguanoman 2020

July 12, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Impossible Dream" published July 5, 2020 - Roger: I had the craziest dream last night. Andy: No way was it crazier than mine. Roger: I dreamed Lin-Manuel Miranda and Bruce Springsteen were writing a musical based on my life. So they flew to Texas to watch me give quarterback lessons to a young Patrick Mahomes. Then we all went to Whataburger, where I discovered if I ate patty melts left-handed I'd lose weight. What was yours? Andy: I dreamed I had a civil and informed political discussion on Facebook. Roger: Ok, that's way beyond crazy. You win. Andy: I'm kinda bummed I woke up.

Impossible Dream

July 5, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fertile Mind" published June 28, 2020 - Peter: Why are you standing on your head? Jason: I'm trying to see if getting more blood to my brain increases the brilliance of my ideas. Peter: Didn't dad spread fertilizer all over this grass yesterday? So let's talk about the brilliance of your ideas. Jason: Mom, do we have a bigger bottle of shampoo.

Fertile Mind

June 28, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Bangin'" published June 21, 2020 - Peter: Your bangs are still a little crooked. Paige: A reminder that I'm carrying scissors...

Bangin’

June 21, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tough Cookie" published June 14, 2020 - Paige: Want one of the cookies I made? Jason: YOU made them? Eww! Gross! Blecch! Vomit City. Paige: Never mind. Jason: Ok, fine, I'll try one.

Tough Cookie

June 14, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Laughable" published June 7, 2020 - What is an apple's favorite thing to teach? S.T.E.M. classes! What 1994 movie received a score of N95 on Rotten Tomatoes? "The Mask"! Why did the software developer visit the cutlery shop? He wanted to fork his project! How do you make cattle turn left and right? With a steer-ing wheel! What do you call really small bottles of mouthwash? Micro Scopes! How can you tell the age of anthropomorphic shopping carts? By counting the bags under their eyes! Jason: They say laughter is the best medicine. Paige: What do any of these have to do with laughter?

Laughable

June 7, 2020

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