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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "First One’s Free" published July 10, 2016 - Employee: Welcome to McMeal's. Would you like a free french fry? Roger: Free? Really? Employee: Yup, it's part of our new marketing strategy. Go ahead, try one. Roger: Thanks! Mind if I take another? It's hard to eat just one french fry. Employee: Sorry. I can only give you one for free. Roger: Fine. I need to salads and I'll add a small order of fries. Employee: Actually, we no longer sell small orders of fries. Only super mega jumbo ones. Roger: Keep in mind, the first fry was free. Andy: How much did those cost, Roger?

First One’s Free

July 10, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Competitive Eating" published July 3, 2016 - Andy: Have you seen Peter and Jason? Paige: They're out back having a hot dog eating contest. Andy: Really? That doesn't sound very fair. Peter can out-eat a hippo. Paige: It's not a contest to see who can eat the most. Andy: What sort of contest is it, then? Peter: First one to barf loses. Jason: And you have to swallow an entire bite. Roger: Guy, c'mon! They aren't that burnt!

Competitive Eating

July 3, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Exhausteen" published June 26, 2016 - Paige: See, daddy? Shopping with me wasn't nearly as hard as you expected!

Exhausteen

June 26, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Yard Clippings" published June 19, 2016 - Peter: Dude, I promised dad I'd mow the lawn. Jason: But my grass topiaries!

Yard Clippings

June 19, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jerky Boys" published June 12, 2016 - Jason: We're hoping to land summer jobs as snack food industry consultants. Marcus: Tell her about our idea for sour gummy wormholes.

Jerky Boys

June 12, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Theater Rep" published June 5, 2016 - Jason: Can we buy tickets ahead of time for the "Warcraft" movie? Theater Manager: Depends. Are you revered with the Pavilion Plex Movie Theater faction? It's a prerequisite for advance ticket sales. Jason: Um, no. How do we do that? Theater Manager: My associate here has a repeatable quest that rewards 25 reputation points for every 10 pieces of popcorn you pick up off the floor. To go from neutral to revered, you'll need to gather 8,400 pieces. And if you're into bragging rights, an additional 8,400 pieces will get you to exalted, which earns you the title "Buttery Fingers." Not a lot of kids have gotten that yet. Theater Associate: I'll give you credit... the floors have never been cleaner. Theater Manager: And you said doing this would be cruel. Just look at those smiles! Jason: Woohoo! There's like six or seven behind this trash can! Marcus: Nice!

Theater Rep

June 5, 2016

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