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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "College Dreams" published May 29, 2016 - Andy: Hey Peter, have you given any thought to what colleges you might want to visit this summer? Peter: Not really. Why? Andy: Your father and I are trying to decide where to take you kids for our family vacation and it'd be nice if we could kill two birds with one stone. Maybe once finals are over you can put together a list of things you're looking for in a school and we can find a few good candidates and go from there. Peter: I can give you a list right now if you want. #1: World class food... #2: Hot babes... #3: Luxurious dorm rooms... #4: No morning classes... #5 A cush, high-paying job waiting for me after graduation... Andy: So basically we should vacation at Disney World, then. Peter: Why Disney World? Andy: Isn't that where Fantasyland is located? Peter: Oh, and #6: Affordable tuition.

College Dreams

May 29, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Motivational Tools" published May 22, 2016 - Jason: Study for finals are I'll whap you with this stick. Paige: What?!? Jason: You said you weren't feeling very motivated, so I'm trying to help. Paige: By threatening me with a stick?! Jason: Look, there are two general approaches to motivating someone: sticks and carrots. Some people respond really well to sticks. Clearly not you. Paige: Clearly. Jason: Study for finals are I'll whap you with this carrot. Paige: Bring back the stick. I need it for a sec.

Motivational Tools

May 22, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Holed It" published May 22, 2016 - Roger: Did that seriously go in the cup from 146 yards away?? Peter: I think so. I'll check. Roger: I wish I could hit golf balls half as well as I hit divots. Peter: Yup, hole in one! Want to save it?

Holed It

May 15, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starstruck" published May 8, 2016 - Jason: Ok, Paige, I think I've figured out what's going on. There's a lesser-known constellation of stars called Lacerta, The Lizard. Look familiar? Best I can tell, it's an exact match for the acne on your face right now. Quincy's just in love with your pimples, not you! Paige: If your intention is to make me feel better...

Starstruck

May 8, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Show Off and Tell" published May 1, 2016 - Eileen: This is an actual Trilobite fossil! It's approximately 507 millions years old! Marcus: My mother met a mystery writer on an airplane and he signed a book for her. He spelled her name wrong, though. Jason: Behold! A perfect grade on last week's math test! Teacher: I'm going to stop letting you sign up for show-and-tell, Jason. You just keep doing the same thing over and over. Jason: That's not true! I've shown a different test every time!

Show Off and Tell

May 1, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tonight’s Watch" published April 24, 2016 - Jason: Mother is coming. Marcus: Let's hope our lego wall holds. Andy: You'd better not be watching "Game of Thrones," Jason.

Tonight’s Watch

April 24, 2016

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