The Human World, It’s a Mess

Published May 28, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Protection Package" published May 21, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Care to purchase JFFWPP? Peter Fox: A what? Jason Fox: A Jason Fox Finals Week Protection Package. For only $5 a day, I will dutifully patrol the house, protecting you from unwanted noise and distractions as you frantically cram for exams. I'll make sure people aren't talking too loudly... I'll make sure the TV volume is turned down... I'll make sure there's no clog dancing in the attic right above your bedroom... Peter Fox: I think I'll take my chances, thanks. Jason Fox: Let me know if you change your mind. Peter Fox: Are you wearing wooden shoes?