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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Protection Package" published May 21, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Care to purchase JFFWPP? Peter Fox: A what? Jason Fox: A Jason Fox Finals Week Protection Package. For only $5 a day, I will dutifully patrol the house, protecting you from unwanted noise and distractions as you frantically cram for exams. I'll make sure people aren't talking too loudly... I'll make sure the TV volume is turned down... I'll make sure there's no clog dancing in the attic right above your bedroom... Peter Fox: I think I'll take my chances, thanks. Jason Fox: Let me know if you change your mind. Peter Fox: Are you wearing wooden shoes?

The Human World, It’s a Mess

May 28, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Mysterious" published February 26, 2023 - Transcript: Paige Fox: What IS this? Lunch Lady: Well, you've got your unknown protein... stuffed with Cobenhagen cheese, in a Marlowe reduction... a side of glass onion rings... a salad of red-headed leaves... and for dessert, some big little pies made with a killer oreo espresso. Now be gone, girl, before it all gets cold. Paige Fox: This cafeteria takes its "Mystery Meat" awfully seriously. Nicole: Mind grabbing me a Colonel Mustard packet?

Mysterious

February 26, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Need For Speed" published July 17, 2022 - Transcript: Andy Fox: Peter, can you drive to the store really fast? I forgot to get carrots? Peter Fox: "Fast," you say? Aviator sunglasses... Check! Call sign on helmet... Check! "Top Gun" soundtrack queued up on phone... Check! Car keys... Andy Fox: Actually, I'll just go myself. Peter Fox: But I drive at mach 10! Think of the time savings!

Need For Speed

July 17, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Boxing Day" published December 26, 2021 - Transcript: Jason Fox: So I was thinking we'd start with the O.G. "Rocky" ... Then skim through Rockys "2" through "5" in order... Then check out some old Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson clips on YouTube... Then finish with "Rocky Balboa," "Creed" and "Creed 2." Peter Fox: You can't leave out "Raging Bull!" Jason Fox: It's rated R, so we can't watch it with mom home. Peter Fox: Phooey. Jason Fox: Hey, Paige, wanna celebrate Boxing Day with us? Paige Fox: I'm pretending I don't know either one of you.

Boxing Day

December 26, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Spice Must Flow”" published December 12, 2021 - Transcript: Andy Fox: Peter, do you want any nutmeg in your eggnog? Peter Fox: No thanks. Andy Fox: Paige, do you want any nutmeg in your eggnog? Paige Fox: No thanks. Andy Fox: Jason, do you want any nutmeg in your eggnog? Jason Fox: Gimme all the spice you've got. Andy Fox: I really hope you're washing that costume once in a while.

The Spice Must Flow

December 12, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "At Least There Aren't Snakes" published September 20, 2020 - TV: He's been invited to a party and no one is wearing a mask... And everyone is standing closer than six feet apart... And the children have been attending school for nearly a month... He's outrun poison darts and a giant stone ball... Slid under a speeding truck while fighting multiple nazis... Narrowly avoided having his head melted by the literal wrath of God... But will he survive THIS?!? Peter Fox: I really miss the old forms of danger. Jason Fox: "Indiana Jones and The Granddaughter's Birthday"!

At Least There Aren’t Snakes

September 20, 2020

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